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Kirsten Dunst is pretty when she’s drunk

July 17th, 20073 comments

Here are some shots of Kirsten Dunst exiting Groucho Club in London looking intoxicated and zombie-ish. I feel sorry for any guy drunk enough to sleep with her. Waking up the next morning will be like waking up in a Wes Craven inspired nightmare. And that faint wheezing sound? That would be his penis. I …

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Kirsten Dunst hails a cab

May 10th, 20074 comments

Kirsten Dunst tried hailing a taxi on Sixth Ave. in New York. You can’t tell from the pictures, but each time one of them stopped, the driver shrieked, “Holy shit!” and sped off. This happened about five times. I don’t know why. She’s beautiful.

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Kirsten Dunst is a time traveler

May 8th, 20074 comments

Hi Kirsten. The Great Gatsby called. He wants his dress back.

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It’s Kirsten Dunst’s birthday today

April 30th, 20071 comment

I almost forgot. It’s Kirsten Dunst’s birthday today. Happy birthday. You’re ugly and I’m not. Thanks. I guess. To add to this, here’s an early review of Spider-Man 3 which pretty much calls the movie a 2 hour crap fest. Whatever reviewer dude. Did you watch it with your eyes closed? If you didn’t, you …

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Oh, dear God

April 28th, 20072 comments

“I teeel yuu wat Jonathon. Hayuk, yuk.”

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Kirsten Dunst has small boobs

April 26th, 20072 comments

Looking out for the male contingent, producers asked Kirsten Dunst to wear a padded bra in “Spider-Man 3″ to enhance her breasts.
“I had to wear a padded bra on this movie, but I get it. It’s OK. It’s part of the thing. I didn’t feel like it was sexist or anything. I embraced my Mary …

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Kirsten Dunst is a lovely creature

April 24th, 20073 comments

Kirsten Dunst showed up at the Spider-Man 3 premiere in London looking like a vampire. I thought only little kids wore those plastic fangs. Oh, those are her real teeth. Oops.
Later, Kirsten Dunst skipped the official after-party to drunkenly stumble around town with her rocker boyfriend Johnny Borrell. Judging by the banner pic and the …

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Kirsten Dunst makes a play for more money

April 17th, 20071 comment

On the heels of Peter Jackson’s supposed departure from the “The Hobbit”, Sam Raimi let it be known he would not reject an offer to direct the “Lord of the Rings” prequel. If this were to happen, “Spider-Man 4″ will need to be pushed back or Colombia will be forced to find a new director …

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