This proves the more makeup you put on Kirsten and the more hair you put in front of her face, the better she looks. Imagine how hot she would look stuffed in a garbage bag. Yowsa!
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Kirsten Dunst and that guy are over
April 9th, 20072 comments
Johnny Borrell of Razorlight ended his three-week relationship with Kirsten Dunst to get back together with ex-girlfriend Fabiola Gatti.
“Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance - they were completely blown away by each other at first. They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny’s London pad. But now …
Kirsten Dunst to play Debbie Harry
March 31st, 2007Respond
I think David La Chapelle is the perfect photographer for Kirsten Dunst. He’s weird, she’s not human. A perfect match. She could even pass for normal here. I guess the trick is to hide her face under 5lbs of makeup and keep her mouth shut. Now if only Hollywood can figure that out. Too bad …
Kirsten Dunst terrorizes the pool
March 28th, 20071 comment
I only post these pictures of Kirsten Dunst by the pool to remind you life ain’t so bad. Acid could be thrown in your face tomorrow and all you need to do is come back here and realize, “Well, at least I don’t look like this pasty white creature.”
Don’t ask me why she’s taking pictures …
Kirsten Dunst has a new lover
March 19th, 2007Respond
Johnny Borrell of British band, Razorlight, was at SXSW “snogging” with Kirsten Dunst. The Spider-Man actress is rumored to be smitten with the, ahem, rock star and even booked a flight from LA to SXSW in Texas just to be with him. However, Johnny has a long-term girlfriend and Kirsten is supposedly in a relationship. …
Kirsten Dunst gets an award
March 16th, 20073 comments
Kirsten Dunst picked up her award for Female Star of the Year at the ShoWest Awards in Las Vegas. She won it for her brilliant role in Spider-Man. I can’t remember what she does in the movie. I faintly recall her pouncing on someone and tearing out his jugular with her teeth or was that …
Kirsten Dunst is strange
March 15th, 20071 comment
Kirsten Dunst has friends…in her head. Watcha got in that bag Kirsten? Hmm? Is it a cat? Hmm? You gonna throw it at me?
Kirsten Dunst celebrates with a dance
March 7th, 20071 comment
The natives watched in horror as the lumbering beast they sought to kill started to dance. What is the purpose of this ominous gyration and will Hawaii ever be the same again?
