From the Star newsletter, Kirsten Dunst might be pregnant with something. They probably need DNA tests for this, but I can tell those doctors that it’s not from this planet.
Kirsten Dunst has been generating rumors that she may be the next famous actress to be sporting a baby bump on the set of her …

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Kirsten Dunst does not want to be a one-trick pony. She wants to quit Hollywood and go to college to study art.
“It’s important to do other things. I’m not the type of actress who likes to do movie after movie after movie. It doesn’t feel like you have much of a life. You’re just taking …

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Don’t take this as me calling Kirsten Dunst hot. Far from it. It’s just that sometimes you gotta have perspective. Like these pictures of Kirsten Dunst and Sofia Coppola. Nothing against Sofia or anything, but I don’t think she’s winning any Maxim Top 100’s anytime soon.
This is like when hot people accessorize themselves with ugly …

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In a recent interview, Kirsten Dunst dishes out some insight as to why she and Jake Gyllenhal could not last. You see, she had too much freak in her and Jake just couldn’t handle it. I’ll let her do the talking while I attempt to stop my penis from retracting for good.
“We tried to spice …

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