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Kirstie Alley: Running On a Treadmill ‘Would Make Me Slit My Throat’

Kristie Alley, who’s redefined dress sizes to become a size 6, says the hardest part about losing 100 lbs. is keeping it off. She goes on to say that running ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley Didn’t Want Fat Sex

Kristie Alley lost 100lbs and now she’s a non-industry standard size 4 which she has since amended to a size 6. Now, in the new issue of PEOPLE, Kirstie says ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley Lost 100 Pounds

Kirstie Alley tells Entertainment Weekly that her stint on Dancing With the Stars led to a 100 pound weight loss. “Before Dancing with the Stars, I bought these dresses from size 14 ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley Is a Natural Beauty

Here’s Kristie Alley heading out of her NYC hotel to go to ABC Studios to host The View. You might not be able to tell, but Kirstie was barefaced (bearfaced?). ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley Has a 22 Inch Waist Like Megan Fox

There’s really no point in reading this because it’s utter nonsense. The only way Kirstie Alley could have a 22-inch waist is if she’s talking about how big the pig ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley Is a Size 6

Kirstie Alley says that dancing every day has led to her dropping a few dress sizes. She went from a 12 to an 8 to a 6. Note that she ... Read More »

John Travolta Was Kirstie Alley’s Dance Doctor

In news that will really help those gay rumors, Kirstie Alley enlisted John Travolta to help her with her routine on Dancing With the Stars. A string of accidents have ... Read More »

It Finally Happened. Kirstie Alley Too Heavy to Carry

It was bound to happen. Three weeks into Dancing With the Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy legs finally gave out while trying to lug around Kirstie Alley. The two were dancing the ... Read More »

George Lopez Called Kirstie Alley a Pig

Apparently it’s politically incorrect to compare Kirstie Alley to a pig because that’s what George Lopez did when he critiqued Kirstie’s DWTS performance and now he’s getting flak for it. ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley ‘Performed’ on ‘DWTS’

Last night, Kirstie Alley performed her first dance with her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy at the premiere of Dancing With the Stars. Kirstie shimmied across the stage while Maksim struggled to ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley Already Practicing for ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Fame describes these as “Pudgy Kirstie Alley Practices Her ‘Dance’ Moves Outside Coffee Shop.” Swinging around a light pole like a monkey trying to get at a coconut isn’t really ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley denies her diet product being a front for Scientology

Kirstie Alley took her fat ass to the Today to swear up and down that her new Organic Liasons diet isn’t a front for Scientology and that Scientology doesn’t get ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley drops 20 pounds

I saw this headline on Us Magazine’s site and thought to myself, “Oh, noes! Did Kirstie Alley’s shopping bag break causing the 20 cartons of ice cream she bought to ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley will hit that (Jamie Foxx)

Kirstie Alley has been going on and on about her crush on Jaime Foxx and telling the world how she wants him to be her booty call. In an interview ... Read More »

Kirstie Alley to be fat on TV

Kirstie Alley finally has a new show on TV in which she will be playing the role of a fat person.  Her new 10-episode reality series on A&E that will document ... Read More »

Valerie Bertinelli predicts Kirstie Alley’s death

In the November issue of Ladies’ Home Journal, Valerie Bertinelli discusses her weight, her friendship with Eddie Van Halen, her soon to be released workout DVD, and the pending death ... Read More »

This fatty is flying solo

After three years of being the spokesperson for Jenny Craig, Kirstie Alley decided to part ways with the weight loss program and start her own. Alley said: “I want to ... Read More »

Kristie Alley owes it all the Scientology

Now that everyone thinks Tom Cruise is a whack job due to those leaked videos, it’s time to make it clear that the whole Scientology society is crazy. How will ... Read More »

Kristie Alley shows off her new body

Kristie Alley went on Oprah yesterday to show her slimmed down body in a bikini. Well, slimmed isn’t the right word. Everything looked fine when you start from her head, ... Read More »