Who’s Harvii you ask? He’s the unfortunately dressed kid who tried to give Megan Fox a rose during the London premiere of Transformers. As you’ll remember, Megan made swift work of his heart.

Yesterday, Kodak, who knows a good publicity stunt when it sees one, offered a $5,000 reward to anyone who could track the kid down. They wanted to fly him out and settle this unfinished business with Megan. They promised to even provide him with a Kodak camera to capture the moment. How thoughtful. It took about a day to find him on Facebook.

Apparently, the kid’s name is Harvii. He loves Twilight, Confessions of a Shopoholic and Miley Cyrus. His last status update was “Megan Fox wants to meet me, jus [sic] got 20 freind [sic] requests in 1 day!”

Oh, he thinks he’s sooo special. Well, you know what? Kodak promised to fly me out to meet Megan Fox too. Except, the Kodak in my story was a bearded, leather clad biker wearing ass-less chaps I met on Yahoo and meeting Megan Fox was just a ploy to get me to drive out to his place near a rest stop off the 5. What? Shut up! I don’t want to talk about it.