Kourtney Kardashian Showing Off Her Sexy Bikini Body

Kourtney Kardashian Sexy What?

FameFlynet says these are photos of Kourtney Kardashian showing off her “sexy bikini body” during her birthday weekend in Cabo. I’ll go ahead and assume we aren’t looking at the same pictures because she looks absolutely average here.


Scott Disick Used to Get Women High and Drunk

Kourtney Kardashian is weeks away from popping out Scott Disick’s second kid so what better time than now for Scott’s childhood friend Donald Blanco to surface and tell Life & Style how he and Scott used to get chicks high and drunk before tricking them into having sex on tape.


Kourtney Kardashian Is Clueless

Either Kourtney Kardashian has taken to trolling Twitter or she’s never heard of Goatse because she just re-tweeted a photoshopped picture of two hands pulling apart an anus cloud with the caption “Gods hands in the [cloud].” I can’t wait for her to find out what Goatse is.