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Kourtney watches her weight, fails

At eight months pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is concerned over gaining too much pregnancy weight. She shouldn’t worry too much as she’ll never be bigger than Kim’s ass. And ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian was robbed

The list of famous people having their places of residence burglarized continues to grow. On Saturday, thieves broke into Kourtney Kardashian’s Calabasas home and made off with $108,000 in jewelry. ... Read More »

Khloé Kardashian is a fatass

Kim Kardashian thinks both her sisters, Khloé and Kourtney are fatasses. Backstage at the Badgley Mischka fashion show, she said about the pregnant Kourtney, “She’s huge. She is huuuuge! I ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian is a role model

Erica Mena, Kourtney & Khole Take Miami co-star, Dash store employee, and ass kisser extraordinaire recently regarded Kourtney as a “role model”. She tells E!, “The fact that Kourtney puts ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian debated abortion

Shortly after discovering she was with child, Kourtney was thrown into one of the most difficult decisions of her life. What to wear during her pregnancy. Just kidding. It was ... Read More »

Kourtney forgot to take her pill

Finding it suspicious Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant right before the premiere of her and Khloe’s reality show? Well, don’t be. There’s nothing to see here. Move along. Kourtney appeared on the ... Read More »

They’re… multiplying

We thought we could kill them, but we only made them stronger. We thought satiating their appetite for publicity and validating their existence would distract from the deafening tick of ... Read More »

Kardashian’s Dash store targeted by gang, maybe

Uh oh. The Kardashian owned clothing store Dash in Miami was vandalized by a gang. They graffitied the wall and etched their gang signs into the glass. Khloe Kardashian assures ... Read More »
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