Kourtney Kardashian is weeks away from popping out Scott Disick’s second kid so what better time than now for Scott’s childhood friend Donald Blanco to surface and tell Life & Style how he and Scott used to get chicks high and drunk before tricking them into having sex on tape.

For three years, Scott, his pal Donald and two other friends engaged in intercourse with hundreds of women in New York’s Hamptons and filmed some of the action. All this occurred just before Scott linked up with Kourt, Donald spills.

Flashing strangers, skinny-dipping in pools, getting intimate with blondes in hot tubs and even engaging in orgies with his buddies, Scott was known as the exhibitionist of the rowdy posse. “We’d bring back different groups of girls to one of our houses and do various things to them,” admits Donald, who alleges that while protection wasn’t always used, alcohol and marijuana sometimes were — and could have clouded the judgment of the females on the tapes.

“We tried to make it a daily routine, and some nights would be taped. There’s probably a good eight or nine tapes.”

“We thought, If we start videotaping ourselves, maybe one day we can make a TV show out of it,” he tells Life & Style. “Now Scott’s on a reality show. He was always trying to make it to the top. ” Life & Style

So they plied women with drugs and alcohol in order to sleep with them. Sounds like a solid plan. Reading this, I’m pretty sure on more than one occasion one of their conquests would wake up confused, naked and alone in a hotel room. According to Scott and Donald, that’s how you know it was a successful night. When the women don’t remember.

Also, this sounds exactly like how Scott looks. If that makes any sense at all.

The Kardashians revealed a promo ad for their new lingerie line at Sears shot by Annie Leibovitz. I don’t know who they’re trying to fool but, apart from the blank, disinterested stare, there’s no way Khloe Kardashian looks like that in real life. This ad is a lie.

Khloe feels differently though. She tweeted, “OMG how fab is this new ad for Kardashian Kollection lingerie?!? Nothing makes me feel sexier, plus it’s all so comfy! Killing two birds with one stone! LOL.”

Does this new lingerie line come with your own photoshop artist? Because that’s the only way you’ll cut 30 inches from your waist like they did to Khloe here. I’d have an easier time being convinced Richard Simmons is straight.

Barbara Walters got straight to the point during her interview with the Kardashians which aired last night. She didn’t mince words and asked, “Why you famous? You no have talent!”

“You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance. You don’t have any — forgive me — any talent,” Walters told the family.

“But we’re still entertaining people,” explained Khloe, as Kim chimed in offering her thoughts:

“I think it’s more of a challenge for you to go on a reality show and get people to fall in love with you for being you, so there is definitely a lot more pressure, I think for being famous for being ourselves.” Huffington Post

Note how Khloe doesn’t argue the fact that they have no “talent.” She just accepts it and argues they’re still entertaining people in other ways. Such as, making fools of themselves on TV and in life. Then she tries to convince Walters that what they do is harder than what entertainers with actual talent do. Which is why next time you see Christian Bale trying to impress you with his “acting,” tell him, “f**k you, get a real job, like the ones the Kardashians have.”

Bad news, folks. There’s going to be more of these little Kardashian running around. Kourtney Kardashian tells Us that she’s pregnant for the second time and she’s nine weeks along. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident,” said Kourtney.

Baby number two wasn’t an accident either like Mason. “It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”

Mason will probably tease this kid like all brothers do but all baby #2 will have to say is “you were an accident.” There’s not much you can do from there besides punching the kid in the gut. Really hard.

Kris Humphries’ role in Kourtney & Kim Take New York may be bigger than he thought and the series may make him look like a bigger jackass than everyone thinks he already is which is why he’s considering suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million. Insiders say in upcoming shows, Kris farts in Kourtney Kardashian’s face, stomps on Kim’s toe and plays fast and loose with the word “gay”.

Sources close to Humphries deny those accounts, and say that E!’s footage of him was largely scripted. William Humphries, the basketball player’s father says, “Little did Kris know that he was being set up.” Page Six

This makes it sound like Kourtney is too good for Kris’ farts. Is it not designer enough for you, Kourtney? Just because he doesn’t queef out a D&G or LV doesn’t mean his gas is second class. Are his farts not part methane. If you light them, do they not combust?

“Scott Disick, why you no sit with Kardashian to support Rob while he Dancing With Stars?,” asked Kardashian fans in their pigeon English. Well, he did, but not until October 31. Before then, he was banned from the tapings by Kourtney. Mainly because she was a little pissed that he cheated on her with Kristin Cavallari, also a DWTS contestant, before she was pregnant.

“While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin,” a friend reveals to Life & Style.

So when both Rob and Kristin were confirmed as contestants on DWTS, “Scott and Kourtney argued about Kristin,” a friend confirms. “Kourtney can’t stand her now and didn’t want Scott at show tapings.”

A Kardashian pal confirms that “Scott and Kristin hooked up in Las Vegas during a time [February 2009] that he was on a break from Kourtney.” The Kardashian pal adds that Kristin, Kourtney and Scott were best friends with Kristin during her Laguna Beach days and even after Kristin stopped dating Kourtney’s stepbrother Brody Jenner. Hanging out at Brother Jimmy’s in NYC or dancing at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami, the three reality stars were close until Kourtney first caught Scott and Kristin on a date at Apple Lounge in LA on March 11, 2009. Life & Style

It wasn’t a one time thing either. “Scott and Kristin were hooking up on and off for a year, maybe even two. When Kourt and Scott would fight, he’d party with Kristin and hook up,” says another source. Kourtney has been mad at Kristin ever since and she and her sisters have taken to calling Kristin “the whore bag.”

Uh, I believe the term is “ho bag,” but I digress. This is not surprising. Scott Disick seems like a gigantic douche. Now, it would be surprsiing if he wasn’t banging another reality show has-been on the side.

“Up top is Kristin Cavallari heiling Hitler” — Kourtney Kardsahian. Oh, real mature, Kourtney.

Either Kourtney Kardashian has taken to trolling Twitter or she’s never heard of Goatse because she just re-tweeted a photoshopped picture of two hands pulling apart an anus cloud with the caption “Gods hands in the [cloud].”

I can’t wait for her to find out what Goatse is. Hint: It looks like her vag after Scott Disick is through with it. I wonder how high-pitched the “ew ew ew ews” will be?

Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian spoke to xoJane.com about Scott Disick who they poked fun at because he goes commando on their E! show. This eventually led to the revelation that Scott Disick has a gigantic penis and that he’s trying to compete with Lamar Odom.

“Honestly, it’s way too much,” Kim said. “He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.”

Kourtney raved about Disick’s manhood, proclaiming: “It’s like an elephant’s trunk!”

Khloe seemed less impress with Disick, who often joked that he was “trying to compete” with her husband Lamar Odom, 31.

“We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, ‘The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!’” Kourtney said. “Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.”

A grossed out Kim replied: “What?! Like, that’s not normal. We have got to buy him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out!” Us

Oh, I was wondering why Kourtney was still with that guy. This makes sense considering the Kardashian dating motto is “if it doesn’t stand on three legs, it’s not boyfriend material.”

Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones of Philadelphia’s Fox 29 morning show, Good Day, had just finished interviewing Kim and Kourtney Kardashian when they began mocking them.

As soon as the studio cut the Kardashian feed, Mike asks if they’re still on and lifts up the shoulders of his jacket making fun of Kourtney’s shoulder pads and imitates the Kardashians’ high-pitched voices.

Co-host Shenielle attempted to defend the sisters describing them as stunning but couldn’t keep from laughing. Probably due to the dead on imitation.

This may have been the best thing to happen to Fox 29 since that huge car accident with multiple fatalities.

In what would surely be a sign of the apocalypse, Kim Kardashian gushes about how great it would be if she, Kourtney and Khloe were all pregnant at the same time. “That would be a dream! All three of us pregnant at the same time? That would be amazing!”

Kris Jenner is also on board with this idea. Not only because she wants more grandchildren but because think of how many covers three simultaneously pregnant Kardashians can get?!

Their husbands and boyfriend must love this idea too. Just think. All the sisters getting together to find common ground to complain about and then confronting their significant others about it? Lamar Odom, Scott Disick and Kris Humphries are going to love that.

In other news, Annie Leibovitz did a few promotional shots for the Kardashian Kollection at Sears. Yea, the same person that shoots for Vogue shot a clothing catalog for Sears. She must need the  money.

The photo itself (up top) is photoshopped into oblivion. Khloe doesn’t look like a gigantic Sasquatch, Kim is taller than Khloe, Kourtney is almost the same height as her and Kim’s ass isn’t shoving both her sisters out of frame. What kind of digital sorcery is this?!

What hell hath we wrought?! Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were on Fox & Friends this morning to promote the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. They talked about Kim’s engagement to Kris Humphries, the possibility of Kourtney having another baby and how Khloe feels about Kris Jenner changing her name to Kris Kardashian (does not approve).

Side note: Kris is obviously doing it because she’s a fame whore and being a Kardashian will get her a seat at a restaurant faster than being a Jenner would.

Back on point. Smack dab in the middle of the interview, Khloe’s nipple slipped out into the sheer portion of her top. In the words of Radioactive Man, “my eyes, the goggles, they do nothing.” The worst part is no one noticed the entire interview. You’d think the burning sensation in their eyes would be a major giveaway that something was wrong.

Between this and Lady Gaga’s nipple, I’m starting to think Harold Camping was right. The Rapture is coming. That or we’re in some sort of nipple slip slump right now. The quality is just not there anymore. Nipple slip connoisseurs must be beside themselves.

True to form, Khloe has issued a response in a series of tweets.

- Thank God! I fucking love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
- I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
- My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

Just to clarify. There is nothing special about Khloe’s nipples. Calm down.

You know how people say children are priceless. Well, those people obviously never negotiated a contract for their kid’s appearance on a reality show.

If you were hoping to see Kourtney Kardashian’s kid Mason on Kourtney and Kim Take New York, you can forget about it because Scott Disick sucks at negotiations. E! offered Scott $1,000 for each appearance Mason made on the show which sounds extremely generous considering all the kid does is sit there and poop his pants. Scott thought his kid was worth $5,000. Cue the eye roll.

“E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, ‘Are you out of your mind?’ ” Another insider told the magazine, “He bungled negotiations, so you won’t see Mason at all.”

I wouldn’t let this guy negotiate a cheeseburger much less an appearance fee. He should be happy E! offered anything and didn’t laugh in his face and shoot his kid with a flaming arrow. I don’t know why they would do that but I always imagine reality tv to be really cut throat like that.

Here’s a look at the heavily Photoshopped mess of a Christmas card from the Kardashians. They look like the Addams Family crossed with old timey gangsters. What’s-her-name has a serious case of bitch face going on up front too. It’s like someone kicked her dog right before they said “cheese.”