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Kris Jenner Quite the Beauty

Keeping Up With the Karashians returns May 20 and what better way to promote the new season than with another trailer featuring Kris Jenner with a puffy lip? Haha, Kardashians, they’re ... Read More »

Kris Jenner Gives Son Gift of Sheer Terror

Rob Kardashian turned 25 and his mother, Kris Jenner, naturally decided to turn all the attention toward herself by gifting Rob with a topless pregnant photo of herself. “Hey guys, ... Read More »

Oh, Gross

Kris Jenner just signed on to be the spokeswoman for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils which “enhances a woman’s sexual pleasure by heightening sensitivity to touch.” Basically lube? “She’s tried it and ... Read More »

Khloe Kardashian Still Says Robert Kardashian Is Her Father

Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives are sticking to their story that Khloe Kardashian isn’t his biological child. Kris Jenner, squealing with glee that people are finally starting to care about Kong Kardashian, ... Read More »

The Kardashians Want Their Own Magazine

In their quest for all Kardashian coverage all the time, the family of highly trained fame whores are close to be landing a deal with American Media Inc, the owners ... Read More »

Slave Labor Keeps the Kardashian Costs Down

TMZ confirms that the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights has launched an investigation into whether or not the Kardashians’ wares are produced using Chinese slave labor in factories ... Read More »

Kris Jenner Wants an Apology from Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig recently told GQ magazine that the Kardashians are all a bunch of idiots. He said, “You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to ... Read More »

The Kardashians Are Sensitive

Apparently the Kardashians don’t like being reminded that the only reason Kim is famous is because Ray J released a sex tape of her and maybe peed on her and ... Read More »

Kris Jenner to Manage Kris Humphries

Now that Kris Humphries has been indoctrinated into the Kardashian clan, Kris Jenner will take over managerial duties. An insider says Kris isn’t about to let another manager with a ... Read More »

Kris Jenner Got a Facelift for Kim’s Wedding

Kim Kardashian’s big day is coming up so of course this was a perfect excuse for Kris Jenner to get a facelift. As Jenner begins to tear up, Kim, 30, reassures ... Read More »