Kristen Bell made an appearance at the Alzheimer’s Association’s “A Night At Sardi’s.” Here’s where I make a joke about her cleavage being unforgettable or how the people with with Alzheimer’s will always remember her boobs despite easily forgetting where they live and that you go poop in a toilet, not on the floor in …

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Apart from the their red lipsticks making them look like common circus clowns and Kristen Bell’s donkey-like braying sending Hayden Panettiere into a state of confused shock, these pictures are pretty hot. Kristen Bell, Sophia Bush, Hayden Panettiere and Blake Lively together? Touching? On the arms AND shoulders? Never in my wildest dreams would I …

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Dax Shepard is an average looking guy, mediocre actor and from what I’ve seen, not very funny. Yet, he managed to hook up with Kate Hudson and now Kristen Bell. She even willingly makes out with him in public. All the while I’m stuck here dressing my stuffed animals up like women and failing to …

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Kristen Bell is taking Dax Shepard as her New Year’s date to the Raleigh Hotel in Miami. However, she told the event planners that they could put her name or Dax’s name on the announcements, but they can’t put both. Presumably to not build an event off their relationship.
Wait, hold on. Dax Shepard and …

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Back in May, pictures of Kristen Bell in a bikini from Forgetting Sarah Marshall went up. Earlier this week, the trailer debuted. It’s pretty lame they make it seem like Judd Apatow directed this even though a guy named Nicholas Stoller did. This is the same guy who directed that crapfest Fun With Dick and …

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Kristen Bell went shopping for clothes yesterday and these were the sexy results. I thought women who rubbed their nipples and bent over while trying on clothes only existed in my fantasies. Ha! See that, brain?! I don’t need you anymore. This happens in real life too! Nice knowing you sucker! …How do doors work …

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In the upcoming movie Fanboys, Kristen Bell plays a nerd in a group of nerds on a quest to steal a Star Wars movie for their dying friend and what do hot, female nerds like to do besides commit misdemeanors? Why, dress up in sexy costumes of course.
I don’t know what’s more sad. That this …

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Kristen Bell is the newest cast member of Heroes. Her super power is something with electricity and boners. Granted, that has nothing to do with her showing up at the Nascar Nextel event dolled up and looking like the way god intended all women to look. Objectified. Coincidentally, that’s my favorite kind of -ified.
As an …

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