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Kristen Bell Presents Herself

While the ogre-like Dax Shepard was looking away, Kristen Bell seized the opportunity to flirt with me. Actions speak louder than words and if you translated Kristen’s bent-over-on-all-fours message, it ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Has a Nice Ass

This is Kristen Bell’s ass on the set of When In Rome. I don’t mean to brag, but my ass is much tighter. Better luck next time Kristen. Read More »

Kristen Bell Dressed Up

Kristen Bell attended the premiere of her new film Forgetting Sarah Marshall which was blasted a month ago, but is now getting decent reviews and is being declared by some ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Performs

Kristen Bell performed in A Night at Sardis at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I don’t go to live theater because it’s boring and I’m not gay therefore I have no ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Is Cleavagey

Kristen Bell made an appearance at the Alzheimer’s Association’s “A Night At Sardi’s.” Here’s where I make a joke about her cleavage being unforgettable or how the people with with ... Read More »

Kristen Bell, Hayden Panettiere, Sophia Bush All in One

Apart from the their red lipsticks making them look like common circus clowns and Kristen Bell’s donkey-like braying sending Hayden Panettiere into a state of confused shock, these pictures are ... Read More »

Dax Shepard Is Lucky

Dax Shepard is an average looking guy, mediocre actor and from what I’ve seen, not very funny. Yet, he managed to hook up with Kate Hudson and now Kristen Bell. ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Is With Dax Shepard

Kristen Bell is taking Dax Shepard as her New Year’s date to the Raleigh Hotel in Miami. However, she told the event planners that they could put her name or ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Does More Bikini

Back in May, pictures of Kristen Bell in a bikini from Forgetting Sarah Marshall went up. Earlier this week, the trailer debuted. It’s pretty lame they make it seem like ... Read More »

Yes Please!

Kristen Bell went shopping for clothes yesterday and these were the sexy results. I thought women who rubbed their nipples and bent over while trying on clothes only existed in ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Is Princess Leia

In the upcoming movie Fanboys, Kristen Bell plays a nerd in a group of nerds on a quest to steal a Star Wars movie for their dying friend and what ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Is Cleavagey

Kristen Bell is the newest cast member of Heroes. Her super power is something with electricity and boners. Granted, that has nothing to do with her showing up at the ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Is Fashionable

Kristen Bell was at the Monique Lhuillier Salon opening in this retarded outfit. She looks like she bludgeoned a flamenco dancer and stole half his outfit and on the way ... Read More »

Kristen Bell in a Bikini

I missed the boat with this one. Kristen Bell is going to be a guest star on the immensely popular Heroes this season and, what do you know, she’s filming ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Is a Lovely Example

I just wanted to post these pictures of Kristen Bell at Comic-con to teach you guys how to pick up women. Ready? Here’s what you do. When you’re at a ... Read More »

Kristen Bell Wears a Bikini

Here’s Kristen Bell of the now defunct Veronica Mars filming Forgetting Sarah Marshall. What’s important in these pictures is Kristen is in a bikini and she actually has some boobs. ... Read More »

Too Much Hotness

It’s like they took all the hotness from UPN and WB and combined them into one super hottie network called CW which should now be known as Cream Week because ... Read More »

More Teen Choice Awards Pictures

The Teen Choice Awards always provides with entertainment in the form of pictures. Pictures such as those of Brandon Routh who’s t-shirt is as puzzling as his sexuality, Rachel Bilson ... Read More »

A Fun Filled Friday

Kristen Bell closes a car door on her hand. Nothing happened so the world can breathe a sigh of relief. Lou Diamond Phillips is arrested for beating his wife. ... Read More »

Kristen Bell and Christina Milian

I thought after Julia Roberts, I should follow up with something a little less horrifying. Not only are Kristen Bell and Christina Milian not horrifying, they’re what I’m going to ... Read More »
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