Kristen Bell was at the Monique Lhuillier Salon opening in this retarded outfit. She looks like she bludgeoned a flamenco dancer and stole half his outfit and on the way to the event, she fought off a rapist who tore part of her top. Is this what it is? Did I figure it out? Do …

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I missed the boat with this one. Kristen Bell is going to be a guest star on the immensely popular Heroes this season and, what do you know, she’s filming a scene in a bikini. I have no clue what her super powers are, but if it’s anything like mine (smashing criminals with my fists …

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I just wanted to post these pictures of Kristen Bell at Comic-con to teach you guys how to pick up women. Ready? Here’s what you do. When you’re at a party and you see a girl who looks like Kristen does in the banner pic, do not hesitate to engage in conversation. I like to …

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Here’s Kristen Bell of the now defunct Veronica Mars filming Forgetting Sarah Marshall. What’s important in these pictures is Kristen is in a bikini and she actually has some boobs. Always a plus on a member of the opposite sex. Otherwise, I might as well be staring at a Thai boy and after the incident …

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It’s like they took all the hotness from UPN and WB and combined them into one super hottie network called CW which should now be known as Cream Week because that’s what these pictures are gonna make me do. Cream for a week. How did Erica Durance get this hot? More after the jump.

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The Teen Choice Awards always provides with entertainment in the form of pictures. Pictures such as those of Brandon Routh who’s t-shirt is as puzzling as his sexuality, Rachel Bilson who is tiny, Johnny Depp still being grungy, Keanu Reeves looking like a well dressed homeless man, Carmen Electra’s breasts touching Jessica Simpson’s breasts, Jessica …

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Kristen Bell closes a car door on her hand. Nothing happened so the world can breathe a sigh of relief.
Lou Diamond Phillips is arrested for beating his wife. “The deadly weapon, police said, was bodily force.” I didn’t know Lou Diamond Phillips was turning into Steven Seagal.
Kanye West is engaged to some woman …

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I thought after Julia Roberts, I should follow up with something a little less horrifying. Not only are Kristen Bell and Christina Milian not horrifying, they’re what I’m going to fall asleep to. By fall asleep to, I mean furiously masturbate to until I pass out from exhaustion. Here they are promoting Pulse which is …

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