Kristen Stewart left a Mario Testino photoshoot on Monday in Paris for the June Vanity Fair. During the shoot, Kristen gave the finger in front of Karl Lagerfeld. I have no idea why. It’s probably for the shoot but that’s a boring explanation. Let’s spice it up a little. Instead, let’s say she was flipping off Twilight fans because she doesn’t have to pander to them now that the series is over.

In early December, while Kristen Stewart was filming Snow White and the Huntsman in England, Robert Pattinson left La Poubelle restaurant with actress Sarah Roemer and was seen… STROKING HER HAND IN THE BACK OF A CAR! Uh oh. Twi-hards, assemble!

An insider tells OK!, “Rob’s one of the world’s biggest heartthrobs and Kristen’s never been able to relax the whole time she’s been with him. This was, like, her worst fear realized.”

Of course, Rob says nothing happened. Though why he would admit something like that is beyond me. Regardless, Rob is scared Kristen might get all pissy when she comes home and be all *makes constipated face* and now he’s trying to save their relationship by… buying her a diamond ring? What? I’m sure there are 20 other ways to look less guilty than proposing marriage. If I was Rob, I’d just laugh it off. But try not to do a forced laugh for 5 minutes straight because then it gets suspicious. And, frankly, sort of awkward.

The end of the Twilight franchise couldn’t come soon enough as far as Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed are concerned. The two used to be friends but then Nikki Reed banged Robert Pattinson causing Kristen Stewart’s face to get even more constipated looking. Is that possible?

The feud began over their costar, KStew’s longtime love, Robert Pattinson. “Kristen has never forgiven Nikki for the fling she had with Rob,” the source explains, even in spite of Nikki’s recent marriage to American Idol alum Paul McDonald.

“Kristen never confronted Rob about the affair; she just put the blame on Nikki and accused her of pursuing him.” Radar Online

Nikki has her own problem with Kristen. Nikki thinks Kristen, is, like, soooo fake. Can someone get me out of this teen diary?

The insider also reveals that Nikki has another problem with Kristen — her hypocritical attitude toward stardom. “Nikki’s the most down-to-earth actress you’ll ever meet,” says the source. “Kristen acts like she can’t be bothered with fame, yet she lives for all the press about her and Rob.”

Kristen acts like she hates the fame that comes with acting but you know that chick has a scrapbook of all the Us and PEOPLE articles about her and Rob. And that she’s gone back through them and cut out Nikki Reed’s head from every picture.

Michelle Trachtenberg starred in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and most recently Gossip Girl and Weeds. Us Weekly caught up with her and found out she was first pick to star as Bella in Twilight, Kristen Stewart’s most famous role, and was even first pick to star in Thirteen, Evan Rachel Wood’s breakout role. None of those worked out because of her other projects.

“There was definitely interest here and there because there’s only so few pale girls in Hollywood,” she explained.

“I’ve known [director] Catherine Hardwicke since the movie Thirteen,” she said. “I was actually supposed to star in that, but I was on Buffy at the time.” (Hardwicke, who went on to directed the very first Twilight film in 2009, directed the saga’s star Nikki Reed in the 2003 drama and Evan Rachel Wood played the film’s primary character. Reed cowrote the gritty screenplay.)

So why did Reed, Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene end up as Breaking Dawn’s leading ladies instead of Trachtenberg? “I guess schedules never worked out,” she explained.

“I already have Buffy,” she added. “I’ve already done the vampire thing.” Us Weekly

“That’s cool. I didn’t need those millions of dollars, adoring fans and new career opportunities anyway. Like P.Diddy says, ‘Mo money, mo problems.’” *Quietly sobs into hands*

It wouldn’t be Twilight without 50 premieres in one week. Here’s Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and that scrunchy-faced Taylor Lautner at the UK premiere. Everyone gives Kristen sh*t for being tomboyish but she looks sort of pretty here. Granted, she still looks extremely uncomfortable in public but I’d be too if someone not named me was looking for the perfect opportunity to spike her drink. Hypothetically. Am I using that word right?

Naturally, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner showed up to the Twilight premiere as well. Kristen supposedly stole the show wearing a split dress which showed off her pale legs.

For her premiere look, Stewart (with her tresses pulled up) donned a long, sequined J. Mendel gown with a sexy, thigh-high slit that accentuated her legs and towering Jimmy Choo heels. Finishing up the look was a dazzling Neil Lane ring — amethyst, diamonds and platinum — worth $38,000 Us

Hubba hubba said the fake vampire to the other fake vampire.

The trailer for Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron’s Snow White and the Huntsman are out and what you thought you knew about Snow White, forget about it because this has nothing to do with Snow White at all save for an evil queen talking into a mirror. Be prepared to suspend disbelief while you watch Kristen Stewart fighting in full body armor which weighs more than she does. Kristen doesn’t look like she could curl a donut much less wear a medieval suit of armor.

Chris Hemsworth is in this too so if you’re a big fan of him swinging a large weapon around, you must be in heaven.

Here’s Kristen Stewart in a Flaunt photoshoot. Kristen and Flaunt go well together. Flaunt knows trashy glam and Kristen seems like the type to love trashy glam. She’s the type of girl who, if she’s forced to dress up, will dress up like this. Just enough to conform but with enough “edge” to make it seem like she’s not conforming. She’s a rebel. A rebel who works within the rules. So more like a politician. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Just look at the pretty pictures, will ya.

A lot of people think celebrities are self-entitled brats who have no concept of the real world anymore because they’re surrounded by sycophants. Luckily Kristen Stewart is here to dispel that myth.

In Britain’s GQ magazine, Kristen says her former teachers “failed” to support her while she was out acting and refused to help her catch up on school work while she was shooting on location. She explains that they pretty much forced her into home schooling.

“School became genuinely uncomfortable,” she says.

“I was feeling a little self-conscious about the acting thing with my peers, but also my teachers became a problem. They didn’t want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away.

“They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them. I’m always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do. I’m slightly embarrassed as I had such serious ambitions when I was younger, I just never imagined that I would ever have a reason not go to school. But then this happened.” The Age

Yea, f**k those teachers for not giving actresses special treatment. You’re telling me these teachers could manage a classroom full of kids for 8 hours at a time but couldn’t take three hours out of their day to create a package tailored to one of their students who’s never in class because they’re traveling around the world shooting movies? This is what’s wrong with the American education system these days. Not enough preferential treatment.

It’s common knowledge that Kristen Stewart is dating Robert Pattinson but you wouldn’t know it by talking to her because she’s not very forthright about it. Mostly because it’s so obvious.

The actress remarks during her cover photoshoot that she is hoping to explore the UK more during her time here for filming of Snow White and the Hunstman, ‘because my boyfriend is English.’

When the writer comments on the remark the following day during their interview, the famously coy star replied, ‘I never would have said that if I knew you were interviewing me.’

But when it is pointed out that all their fans know about the long-term relationship by now, as her goings-on are so easily monitored in the press, Kristen offers an unexpectedly frank reply.

‘Yeah, I know it is,’ she tells the magazine. ‘So much of my life is so easily googled. I mean, it’s like, come on guys, it’s so obvious! The Daily Mail

This is just like Twilight, you guys!

Interviewer: “Say it, say it!”
Stewart: *pauses* *looks at interviewer* “V-v-v-ampi, er, I mean, R-r-r-obert Pattinson.”

Kristen Stewart ditches her Joe Dirt outfit and covers the latest issue of British GQ in a bikini. She actually looks like a woman. She even says so herself.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 actress, 21, wears a retro-sexy bikini, sporting bright-red lipstick and with her brunette locks in screen-siren waves.

What does Stewart think of her evolution? “I looked like a boy for a long time,” she told GQ. “Now I feel like a woman.” Us Magazine

Thank god because it was getting real confusing masturbating to her.

Forgive me if my memory is a little hazy, but I don’t remember there being an all out war in Snow White and I sure as hell don’t remember Snow White battling any army or Snow White in a wet t-shirt contest. I’m starting to think they took a few liberties with this Snow White movie.

Will the seven dwarfs be retooled too? Will their names be Leonidas, Hercules and whatever else they made up while watching Game of Thrones? Because that would be pretty cool. Sleepy was such a lame dwarf. His special ability was falling asleep. In this movie, maybe his special ability can be mind bullets? Pew pew pew.

Kristen Stewart covers the upcoming issue of W magazine where she trades in her pale vampire pout for a pale 60′s pout. In the interview, she opens up about the final scenes of Twilight; the wedding and the honeymoon.

“I’d been anticipating that end-of-Bella moment. I was going, Oh, my God — I wonder how I’m going to feel,” Stewart said. “And the last scene of the shoot was at the wedding. Every single character was there on set. At the end of that day, I was kind of whacked. And so I never really had that moment then. Instead, it happened later.

“We needed to film one more sort of honeymoon scene and we went to the Virgin Islands. After that scene, my true final scene, I felt like I could shoot up into the night sky and every pore of my body would shoot light. I felt lighter than I’ve ever felt in my life.”

It was like a weight had been lifted from her body. Years of hard work filming in exotic locales while assistants waited on her hand and foot had finally come to an end. Must have been grueling.