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Kristin who?

October 15th, 2008Respond

Look Kristin Cavallari. We know you were on Laguna Beach, the mind-numbing reality show that gave way to the more mind-numbing The Hills. We get that at one point you almost made it onto the D-list. However, that was then and this is now. Now you only have 45 seconds left on your 15 minutes.Maybe …

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Kristin Cavallari had fun

September 4th, 20083 comments

Studies have shown that getting drunk chicks to sleep with you requires a lot less work than getting non-drunk chicks to sleep with you. I hope someone told Kristin Cavallari that before they slept with her. She would have been really impressed with their knowledge of science which could have led to anal.

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Kristin Cavallari wears a bikini

September 26th, 20071 comment

Here’s another reality tv show girl doing things. This time it’s Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach, a reality show about rich girls who lucked out on life, in a bikini. The amazing thing is, this isn’t just her randomly walking around in a bikini. She’s filming a scene for Green Flash. Yea, I know. …

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Kristin Cavallari really wants you to see her ass

August 2nd, 2007Respond

Kristin Cavallari was in Malibu desperately seeking attention by lying on top of her boyfriend and showing her ass to the paparazzi. If this Kristin girl didn’t have such a huge head, I’d be confusing her with Heidi Montag right now. Likewise, this is MTV’s ingenuous formula for their reality tv. Throw a bunch of …

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Kristin Cavallari in the bikini

July 6th, 20061 comment

Not to be outdone, Kristin Cavallari also decided to traipse around the beach in a bikini. She ups the ante some more by having her mom with her and showing everyone that the law about underage drinking is just a suggestion. Which is what I’ve been telling people about hit and runs. I guess Kristin …

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It all makes sense

June 1st, 2006Respond

Earlier, it was reported that Kristin Cavallari would be the young Daisy Duke. At the time, it sounded like a dumb idea. But now, Dukes Of Hazzard 2 will be getting a straight to dvd release and none of the original 3 main cast members are returning. So, if Cavallari does get the part, she …

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Kristin Cavallari is Daisy Duke

May 26th, 2006Respond

Bill Gerber, the producer of last year’s The Dukes of Hazzard, tells PEOPLE in its new issue that he is working on a prequel to the movie that brought Simpson (and her rear view) film fame - and he thinks Cavallari, 19, would fill out those Daisy Duke shorts quite nicely.
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