Ruh roh. Manufactured drama on The Hills has turned into real drama as Audrina Patridge isn’t able to discern between the two. The new season of the much maligned MTV reality show has begun filming and already everyone hates Lauren Conrad’s replacement, Kristin Cavallari. The NYDN says Cavallari hit up Patridge’s 24th birthday party at …
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Kristin Cavallari pretty much disappeared off my radar for a year. Now that she’s on The Hills, she’s back on it. What does that mean? Well, she can expect calls at 4 AM in the morning consisting of heavy breathing and a big gulp before the phone hangs up. Also, expect a mysterious, handsome stranger …
Remember Kristin Cavallari? Neither do I, but I was assured she used to be semi-famous at one point or another giving me enough justification to put up these pictures of her in a bikini. These say she’s at some type of bikini bash in Miami. A grossly mis-advertised event because, while there are bikinis, there …
Judging by Kristin Cavallari’s attire, some may be led to believe that Club Hyde threw her a 80’s Lycra themed 22nd birthday party yesterday. That was not the case. Well, it was the case, but for the purposes of this post, that will not be the case. You see, Kristin Cavallari is utterly obnoxious and …
May 2009 bring you much happiness and may this year be the year that you finally realize chicks don’t have Adam’s apples. Here’s Taylor Swift with wind blowing through her hair to help remind you of that fact. Oh and also Kristin Cavallari in a bikini if ogling a d-lister is more your thing.
Shock! Kim Kardashian may not be the hot shot she makes herself out to be. Last week at Miami beach for the reopening of Fontainebleau, Kim, her sister Kourtney and Kristin Cavallari were milking the paps for attention when they were told “tits or GTFO” by security guards to make room for the Victoria’s Secret …
Look Kristin Cavallari. We know you were on Laguna Beach, the mind-numbing reality show that gave way to the more mind-numbing The Hills. We get that at one point you almost made it onto the D-list. However, that was then and this is now. Now you only have 45 seconds left on your 15 minutes.Maybe …
Studies have shown that getting drunk chicks to sleep with you requires a lot less work than getting non-drunk chicks to sleep with you. I hope someone told Kristin Cavallari that before they slept with her. She would have been really impressed with their knowledge of science which could have led to anal.
