Vince Vaughn married Kyla Weber in a small ceremony on Saturday outside of Chicago. Vaughn proposed to Weber, a Canadian real estate agent, on Valentine’s Day. No doubt with an onion ring he soon devoured.

Vaughn previously dated Jennifer Aniston which means that when Aniston heard the news, she put her head on her cat’s shoulder and wept.

Vince Vaughn picked up Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber at a wedding in L.A. last summer. After a week of hanging out together, Kyla returned home and dumped her boyfriend of four years. Now Kyla and Vince are engaged to be married. Aww, how romantic.

“They spent a romantic weekend together. He dropped to one knee to propose and presented her with a gorgeous $125,000 4-carat diamond set in platinum. They’ll have their wedding either in L.A. or Alberta, and they’re both ready to start a family immediately!”

I’d dump whoever I was with for a $125,000 4-carat diamond set in platinum too and I don’t even know what that is. Is it like a rich person’s Spanish fly?