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Lady Gaga to Make $100 Million in 2011

Lady Gaga is projected to make $100 million this year, $40 million more than she did last year, according to Forbes. Asked how, Forbes shrugged its shoulders and said, “Because ... Read More »

Lady Gaga Designed Polaroid Glasses

Polaroid signed Lady Gaga on as the Creative Director of Polaroid last year in what was most likely a PR stunt. Gaga took it seriously though and set to work ... Read More »

Lady Gaga Pantsless in Paris

Lady Gaga went shopping in Paris before her show on Tuesday wearing just fishnets, boots, a leather jacket and flesh-colored panties. Suffice to say, it was terrifying. My eyes felt ... Read More »

Lady Gaga Groped in France

Having canceled a gig in Paris over the weekend due to bad weather, Lady Gaga took to the streets to mingle with her “little monsters” on Monday. Apparently, one fan ... Read More »

German hackers gain access to celebs computers

In sort of celebrity related news, The Telegraph reports that German hackers used Trojans to gain access to private computer networks and have gone in through the backdoor (tee-hee) of ... Read More »

Lady Gaga was normal

Even before Alexander McQueen started putting her in look-at-me outfits, Lady Gaga used to dress just as unconventionally as you can tell from this picture from 2004 when she was ... Read More »

Lady Gaga was also at the VMAs

Lady Gaga was the big winner at this year’s VMAs winning Video of the Year for ‘Bad Romance’. She accepted her award in a meat dress. Probably just to piss ... Read More »

Joseph Gordon-Levitt covered Lady Gaga

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is actually a pretty awesome actor and he seems like an all around cool guy. He also started HitRECord, a professional open collaborative production company. HitRECord held a Summer ... Read More »

This is way more effective than all those PETA ads

Alright, that’s it. I’m turning vegan. Thanks a lot Vogue Hommes Japan. You totally ruined meat for me by draping it all over Lady Gaga’s naked body. To make it ... Read More »

Lady Gaga crowd surfed

Lady Gaga performed half-naked at Lalapalooza over the weekend and jumped into the audience to crowd surf during Semi-Precious Weapons. To the surprise of everyone, she wasn’t immediately thrown back ... Read More »

Lady Gaga’s creativity lies within her vagina

Lady Gaga did an interview with Vanity Fair and tells them that she avoids having sex not because people think she’s the type of weirdo who’d think it’d be artsy ... Read More »

Lady Gaga performs in the rain on “The Today Show”

I don’t get it. Lady Gaga is celebrated for performing in the rain on the Today Show. Meanwhile, when I tap danced to school in the rain all I got ... Read More »

Lady Gaga is patriotic

Lady Gaga performed in Boston, MA on July 2. She dressed up in a bunch of stupid outfits like a see-through nun costume which will be sure to piss Katy ... Read More »

Lady Gaga is now a man in Vogue Hommes Japan

There’s currently a debate as to whether or not this is really Lady Gaga in drag for a shoot in the upcoming Vogue Hommes Japan. If it is, she’s posing ... Read More »

Haha, you suck

Lady Gaga’s outfits are stupid and try-hard. Luckily, one of the advantages of her wearing these retarded outfits and 20 inch heels is that it increases the likelihood of her ... Read More »

Jerry Seinfeld isn’t a fan of Lady Gaga

Jerry Seinfeld was on WFAN radio Monday night where he called Lady Gaga a jerk and said he hates her. Jerry was talking about the incident where Gaga gave the ... Read More »

Lady Gaga is so controversial

Lady Gaga is on the cover of Rolling Stone in just panties and a machine gun bra. She’s so provocative! What will she think of next? How about an outfit ... Read More »

Lady Gaga isn’t banned from Yankee Stadium

On Friday, Lady Gaga showed up at Yankee Stadium wearing a half-unbuttoned Yankees Jersey exposing her black bra, fishnet stockings and a bikini bottom while she chugged Jameson Irish Whiskey. ... Read More »

Lady Gaga wants people to stop staring at her see-through outfit

Lady Gaga wears extravagant and often times straight up ridiculous outfits. She does this for attention but god forbid someone should actually give her some because she’ll flip out. Which is ... Read More »

Katy Perry wasn’t talking about Lady Gaga

After Lady Gaga released her music video for “Alejandro” complete with nun and S&M imagery, Katy Perry tweeted: Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a ... Read More »