Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson tried to waltz into Rao’s without a reservation the other day and were quickly turned away. At Rao’s, only regulars have their own tables while peons need to reserve one months in advance. Disappointed, they went searching for another restaurant.
Ha, sucker. Did you read that? ANOTHER restaurant. Celebrities think they’re …

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Lance Armstrong’s ex, Sheryl Crow, voiced her disapproval of Lance and Ashley Olsen’s relationship. When she was asked for her thoughts on the matter,
“Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s pathetic. Ashley’s a kid.’ “
Lance is 36, Ashley is 21, Sheryl is 45. Um, shouldn’t Sheryl spend more time deciding between cremation or burial and …

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Lance Armstrong, Tory Burch’s ex, was seen at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night making out with Ashley Olsen.
“They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”
Lance Armstrong decided that at …

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Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her.

Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. [Evil Beet]
Mischa Barton might star on ER. [Celebitchy]
I can’t believe it. Norbit is out. Will it be everything I hoped for? [Pajiba]
Ryan Phillippe on the …

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When Details magazine asked Matt about the gay rumors surrounding him and Lance, Matt said, “We tried it. Wasn’t for us.” Lance Armstrong’s response was a little more defensive,
“We all have buds, we all take guy trips, but you take something very normal and put it in a magazine and people start talking,” he says. …

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Lance Armstrong and Paris Hilton were spotted at the Key Club in LA catching the band Vacation where they apparently arrived together and left together.
Lance Armstrong survived cancer. Now he wants to try and survive Paris Hilton’s stds? He’s a brave soul. You wouldn’t find a more awkward visual had Albert Einstein given a chimpanzee …

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Pictures were taken of Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey working out without their third wheel Jake Gyllenhaal. Sadly, without Jake, they’re more like the Amibiguously Gay Duo than the Three Muskateers. But, if you’re wondering where their bicycling buddy is, you can find him at home crying in his pyjamas and eating ice cream directly …

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It’s being said that the reason Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong have been seen riding together so often is because Jake is the leading contender to play Lance in a Sony biopic. At the Tour de France, Jake joined Armstrong in Lance’s team car.
I think the other reason is that Jake just enjoys a romantic …

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