Lara Flynn Boyle left Mr. Chows the other day looking like someone dumped battery acid over her face. Like she was the Wicked Witch of the West and was finally melting. Like someone smacked her on the cheeks causing her to do her best imitation of Droopy. Like her jowls were losing to her breasts …
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In other news
December 22nd, 2006Respond
I’ll be catching a plane later today so you might not see any news. I know I’ll be missed, but don’t worry. Just remember this. We Are! Mar-shall! Happy Holidays.
Britney Spears is trashy. Annoyingly so. [Celebitchy]
Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoided another vagina mishap. [Celebrity Smack]
We Are Marshall attempts the usual inspired by actual events sappiness in …
Jack Nicholson takes a boat trip
July 20th, 2006Respond
Jack Nicholson decided to go on a little boat trip the other day. He took Lara Flynn Boyle with him after mistaking her for an oar. Even though he couldn’t get the boat back to shore, he and Lara hit it off. Both of them are reportedly happy and enjoying golden showers with each other. …
