With the recent passing of Corey Haim, it became the perfect opportunity for Corey Feldman to get on tv and voice his dissatisfaction with Hollywood. Feldman showed up to Larry King yesterday and whined about how child actors, specifically him and Haim, were treated. He also says we should outlaw making fun of people.

“Where were all these people the last 10 years, the last 15 years, of Corey’s life,” Feldman, 38, asked. “Where were all these people to lend a handout, to reach out to him and say, you’re a legend, you’re an amazingly talented wonderful person who’s never really gone out of his way to hurt anyone, other than himself?”

“In this entertainment industry, in Hollywood, we build people up as children, we put them on pedestals, and then, when we decide they’re not marketable anymore, we walk away from them,” he added. “Then we taunt them and we tease them … It’s okay for society as a whole to poke fun at, to point fingers at, us as human beings. Why is it okay to kick somebody when they’re down? I don’t think it should be tolerated anymore.”

Uh oh. Someone call the wahmbulance. What Feldman doesn’t understand is Hollywood isn’t an adoptive parent there to support you until death. Hollywood first and foremost is a business and much like any business, you get dropped when you outlive your usefulness. Just because you get a taste of fortune and fame doesn’t mean you deserve it forever. This is why you don’t see Apple or Microsoft giving handouts to people they’ve fired. Actors are such babies. They live in their own little world where everybody should worship them when they haven’t done anything to deserve it. Oh, excuse me. You were in Lost Boys. Allow me to lay my body across this puddle so you don’t step in it.

In an interview with Larry King, Mariah Carey set the record straight and denied the pregnancy rumors she concocted on her own accord. I can’t imagine any respectable media outlet claiming she is pregnant as she is clearly and simply old and overweight. Still, Mariah looks forward to one day being pregnant.

“It would be the happiest thing in my life, but what I’m saying is right now with this movie [Precious] coming out, with the next few singles from the album and those things that I’m doing, I need to focus on that, because I cannot do the having-a-child thing halfway.”

“I wouldn’t be just like, ‘Oh, I’m having a child, Yay! Let me get a nanny so I can give her the baby. Take the kid. That doesn’t work for me. I don’t believe in that.”

It’s true, Mariah could never hire a nanny to take care of her child. I hear she gets a lot of practice changing Nick’s diapers and giving him a warm bottle whenever he’s fussy. That, or she gives him a blow job. In which case, she’ll make a very horrible, scary mother.

Jon Gosselin hit up Larry King Live Thursday night to talk about all things Gosselin. Jon said, “I had an epiphany one day. I looked in the mirror and I said, ‘I don’t want to be this person anymore.’” That’s when he threw an Ed Hardy tee over his shirtless torso and said, “Ahh, that’s better.”

As you may have heard, Gosselin threw a hissy fit and ordered TLC to quit filming him and his kids. TLC begrudgingly agreed and suspended production. Jon told Larry that this wasn’t because TLC cut him out of the show (it probably was). Ending the series was in the works weeks before and the decision was based solely on the welfare of his eight children.

Asked if he should never have done the show in the first place, Jon said he has regrets. Regrets that he didn’t get more of the $186 million TLC made off his family. Actually, Jon explains, “In the beginning, it was for financial purposes. I can’t tell you if I would have had a better life then or now. Would we have been better off? I don’t know.” The Gosselins made $22,500 per episode so, no, it’s highly doubtful they would have been better off. Living off food stamps isn’t as fairytale-ish as the media will have you believe.

Mark Momijian, Kate’s attorney, had this to say. “Jon and Kate agreed with each other that the children would continue their participation in this show. If she thought it was detrimental for one minute,” she would pull the plug herself. Jon replied, “What he doesn’t understand,” he said, referring to Momjian, “is our life is our show. Our show is our life. I want it to stop completely.”

Wait. Did Jon just say he wants to end all their lives in some sort of murder-suicide? I know Kate is an overbearing bitch and all but that sounds extreme. But what do I know, the only show I’ve been on is that one with Chris Hansen and it was more of a guest spot. How am I to know how difficult it is to let a bunch of cameras film my stupid kids while I giggle at the $22,500 I fan myself with after every episode.

Christina Aguilera was a guest on Larry King last night and the interview turned awkward really quick. Larry said that Christina is known for being a soft singers, but Christina corrects him saying she belts it out. Larry tries to save himself exclaiming he must have gotten mixed up. It’s a great excuse to use when you’re old. Like, when I’m 90 I’ll be walking in the supermarket and I’ll squeeze some girl’s boobs. When she asks what I’m doing, I’ll just say, “Oh, I thought you were my wife. My mistake,” and let out a little chuckle. But then the joke will be on me because I’ll most likely forget where I live.

Hulk Hogan went on Larry King live yesterday to talk about his son, Nick’s, jail sentence and those recently released conversations he had where he called John Graziano a negative person. Hulk said the tapes were taken out of context and the media is obviously putting a negative spin on it. Hulk claimed Nick “wasn’t into drag racing, he’s into precision driving.” About the tapes where he believed John Graziano must have done something bad for God to punish him, Hulk said:

“I was trying to explain to him that it’s in God’s hands, in God’s will.”

“Did I say things wrong? Yes. I said them incorrectly.” He blamed it on being distraught and a lack of sleep and said he was “trying to give Nick some relief.”

People can only speculate on what John did wrong to deserve this. Nick was frequently pulled over for speeding, possibly endangering the lives of others and he made it out alright. John must have done something horrible for God to turn him into a vegetable. Like jaywalking or “sampling” a gummi bear at the grocery store. You know, crazy, danger-to-society type stuff.

Caps of the interview here.