It’s still not clear why The Hills is so popular. Everyone on there is boring. MTV should film me instead. I’m the opposite of boring. Exciting. They can film me writing this post. Look at me type, MTV. I also scratch my ass sometimes. But don’t think I’m confined solely to my room. I know …
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Last week, Lauren Conrad from The Hills came home to find Audrina doing a photo shoot in their shared house. The problem with that is LC promised another magazine exclusive photos of their backyard. This prompted her to throw “hissy fit” which included her stomping around like a 2-year-old. TMZ says,
Never mind that Audrina pays …
This isn’t really news anymore, but The Hills is fake. Producers of the hit MTV show felt a little puckish and hoped someone on the show would hook-up with a local when they were shooting in France to make the show look better. To help their plot line along they sent the word out to …
The prize for this year’s most awkward costume goes to Lauren Conrad who dressed up as a sailor. Her outfit says “I’m into anal,” but her eyes say, “My skirt is too short. I think people can see my butt. I feel uncomfortable. I think have diarrhea. No. I KNOW I have diarrhea.” Don’t feel …
Best Week Ever published an interview with a guy named Gavin who went on a date with LC from The Hills. Since I don’t watch this show, I don’t understand half of the “drama” going on, but it sounded interesting and I learned Lauren Conrad is odorless. Score!
That’s insane. So was your whole experience on …
The reason I know who Lauren Conrad is is not only because MTV has stuffed The Hills down my throat, but because I also get together with my friends to watch the show every week. We sit in our pj’s and eat Ben & Jerry’s and do each other’s hair. Oooo, what’s going to happen …
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The Hills star, Lauren Conrad, was spotted at Da Silvano restaurant in New York being filmed eating dinner with three friends. One irate diner complained that the show isn’t even real and they had to do five takes of her ordering dinner. Not to mention the crew took over the outdoor eating area with their …
SugarDVD have retracted their $500,000 offer for Lauren Conrad’s sex tape. The porn company insists this decision was due to Jason Wahler’s recent Seattle arrest. Not only that, SugarDVD is discouraging other companies from buying the tape. Sugar says,
“We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle …
