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Update: Lauren Conrad is engaged?

I don’t know if this is news anymore since Lauren Conrad no longer has a tv show, but she’s supposedly engaged to Kyle Howard, the dude that looks like a ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad put MTV in the corner

If you were racking your brain over why Lauren Conrad would leave the show that gave her money, power and respect more money, wonder no longer. Lauren tells us why ... Read More »

We’re all doomed

I don’t watch The Hills so that’s more than enough reason to cancel the show, but MTV doesn’t care about me which is why they’re continuing with the reality series ... Read More »

David Letterman may not think highly of Spencer Pratt

Lauren Conrad was on Letterman yesterday and Dave tore into Spencer Pratt. He called Spencer a snake and oily among other things. It was like watching an eagle eviscerate a ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad already done with “The Hills”, pre-filmed facial expressions

This will be the last season of The Hills for Lauren Conrad and she’s already finished filming the small stuff, an accomplishment she celebrated at Beso last month. All she ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad is out promoting “The Hills”

With the premiere of final seasons of The Hills tonight, MTV needed to drum up some publicity. A good way to do that is to force the star of the ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad goes back to the drawing board

Lauren Conrad’s Lauren Conrad Collection hasn’t been selling well at all in stores like Kitson and Bloomingdale’s. As a result, the line will be on hiatus until further notice. Her ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad is a fiction writer

The Hills star revealed some gripping details about her new book L.A. Candy yesterday. The book is the first in a series of three, giving Americans three valid reasons to ... Read More »

“The Hills” is ending

Season five will be The Hills‘ last. Lauren Conrad talking to Seventeen magazine revealed that she wanted to “walk away from it while it’s still a great thing. I always ... Read More »

Lauren and Stephanie are in bikinis

Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt are still in Hawaii “working” at the beach or wherever. And though Stephanie’s chest may not be as ample as Audrina’s, Lauren can’t help but ... Read More »

“The Hills” is coming to an end

Four confusingly long years later, The Hills may finally be coming to an end. Rumors of salary disputes and troubled friendships are one of many nails in the coffin for ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad is richer than you

Lauren Conrad, of that retarded show The Hills, had a $118,000 Audi R8 delivered to her home yesterday. Here she is driving it. You may want to mark this down ... Read More »

You’ll get to read about Lauren Conrad soon enough

Not only do you get to watch Lauren Conrad in the confusingly popular reality show, The Hills, but you’ll soon have a chance to read a fictionalized account of her ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad sucks

Lauren Conrad is the star of the scripted reality show, The Hills. She’s found fame amongst teenage girls and bored 20-somethings. However, apart from those people, nobody likes her. Case ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are in bikinis

It’s still not clear why The Hills is so popular. Everyone on there is boring. MTV should film me instead. I’m the opposite of boring. Exciting. They can film me ... Read More »

Trouble in crappy backyard paradise

Last week, Lauren Conrad from The Hills came home to find Audrina doing a photo shoot in their shared house. The problem with that is LC promised another magazine exclusive ... Read More »

Everyone knows “The Hills” is fake

This isn’t really news anymore, but The Hills is fake. Producers of the hit MTV show felt a little puckish and hoped someone on the show would hook-up with a ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad is a sailor, yarr

The prize for this year’s most awkward costume goes to Lauren Conrad who dressed up as a sailor. Her outfit says “I’m into anal,” but her eyes say, “My skirt ... Read More »

Evidence #402 that The Hills is fake

Best Week Ever published an interview with a guy named Gavin who went on a date with LC from The Hills. Since I don’t watch this show, I don’t understand ... Read More »

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge in bikinis

The reason I know who Lauren Conrad is is not only because MTV has stuffed The Hills down my throat, but because I also get together with my friends to ... Read More »