LeAnn Rimes and Kim Kardashian were both seen attending Life Change Community Church in Agoura Hills, CA last Sunday. Presumably, this was the only church that wouldn’t cause them both to burst into flames.

“Great seeing you and the fam,” LeAnn tweeted to Kim. “See you soon! Xoxo”

Kim, who described her churchgoing Sunday as the “perfect day,” echoed Rimes’ enthusiasm. “You too babe!” she replied. “See you soon! Xoxo” E!

One girl broke up a marriage and the other made a mockery of it. The church must love that these two come in every week. They’re probably just too dumb to realize every sermon is about them. You’d think when the pastor angrily points at them while giving his fire and brimstone speech that that would be a dead giveaway.

LeAnn Rimes is still in Hawaii running around in a bikini. This time she was spotted outside of a Men’s room. No word on if someone posted a sign that read “Free Handys” on her back.

She was then spotted lawn bowling or something. Whatever it was, it wasn’t important because all it was was a chance for LeAnn to show off her ass as much as she could. First she bent over and then she jumped up and spread her legs in the air. Not even Halllmark could make something that endearing.

Another day, another vacation in Hawaii for LeAnn Rimes. Much like yesterday, she’s still bouncing around in a bikini. Albeit a different one today. This one shows off her ass much better.

You know, for a now healthier looking bag of antlers, LeAnn manages to have a nice ass.

LeAnn Rimes, a friend and her cuckold flew to Hawaii for none other than… a vacation. Man-stealing and boob jobs are so tiring. Anyway, she put on a bikini and pushed out her chest for photogs because her life is now one long sad photoshoot.

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian took the kids to the Malibu Fair in, um, Malibu, CA over the weekend. She dressed very appropriately.

Like I always say, if there aren’t any chicks proudly displaying their fake tits in a thin shirt, then it isn’t the kind of fair I’d take my imaginary kids to.

LeAnn Rimes celebrated her birthday at the beach in Miami. Hopefully these photos of her will end the silly debate of her being too skinny. Clearly, her chest plate proves otherwise.

Mikoh Swimwear is apparently one of LeAnn Rimes’ favorite bikini brand. She’s been name-dropping them on Twitter all summer, no doubt to score a sponsorship or free swimwear and, hey, it worked.

Mikoh decided to cash in on the free press and do a photo shoot with Rimes wearing their bikinis. They even conducted a short, inane interview.

1. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO TRAVEL?
Tahiti is my favorite place I’ve ever experienced. Eddie and I stayed for 11 days. Most magical trip of our lives. We hope to take his boys back there soon.

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEACH?
Macaroni Beach in Mystique is my favorite beach in the world!! White sand and no one around!

3. WHAT IS THE MOST EXOTIC THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN? WHERE?
I’m southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy.

4. TAN LINES OR NO TAN LINES?
Tan Lines all the way.

5. WHAT IS IN YOUR BEACH BAG?
My husband, my 2 stepsons, Neutrogena Sunscreen and an endless supply of sushi [ed. note: Murderer!!]

6. IF YOU WERE ON A STRANDED ISLAND WITH FIVE ITEMS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
In my beach bag is always Neutrogena sunscreen, burts bee’s lip balm, an Olympus EPL2 camera, a fedora, iPhone and a bottle of Don Julio 1942 Tequila [ed. note: Wasn't this the previous question? I'm confused. Also, can we get a sponsorship with Don Julio?]

7. BEST BEACH MEMORY?
I love Laguna Beach and it always seems to be our place for a chill family vacation. I love seeing my “bonus boys” and my husband running around in total privacy and me taking photos. I love being with them in our on little private cove. It’s pure heaven!

8. FAVORITE MIKOH SUIT?
Favorite suit is the white and blue stripped Sumatra banded triangle and the St. Tropez banded booty short… and the Avalon robe cover up. Love!!

9. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE?
Plans for the future….it’s so hard to plan cause our live’s change daily. I plan on music, film, family…..mostly family at some point.

10. BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE SO FAR?
I have been blessed to have expericened so much in my short lifetime. I’ve worked very hard for everything I have and nothing has come easy. My biggest accomplishment though has been, to quote the Notebook…”I’ve loved another with all my heart, and to me, this has always been enough.” What’s life without love? You can accomplish everything you want in life, but without anyone to share it with, what’s it really worth.

Jesus, LeAnn Rimes’ breasts are just as wonky as Paris Hilton’s eyeballs. I’ve seen smaller chest plates on Roman soldiers.

Sure, LeAnn Rimes has modeled her entire body after Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville going so far as to get the same size breasts as her, but she’s not self-conscious and she’s definitely not too skinny.

To prove it, she tweeted two black and white photos of herself in a bikini on Sunday with the comments, “CURVES… They are there LOL” and “Beach Bum…”

As you can clearly see, the criticisms of LeAnn Rimes are unfounded. Too thin? Self-esteem issues? Ha! These semi-professional photos prove otherwise.

Everyone stopped caring about LeAnn Rimes’ skinny body controversy after two days so to fan the flames, she’s talking about it again to PEOPLE. She sort of tells everyone to mind their own business even though that’s what they’ve been doing for the past week or so.

“For someone like me who is healthy, who works hard for my body, it’s very frustrating,” says the country star, 28, who hosted “An Evening with Leann Rimes to Benefit Tornado Relief” (raising $30,000) alongside new husband Eddie Cibrian, 37, in Florida on Sunday. “I work out and take care of myself, and not in an over-obsessive way.”

“People are calling me bulimic or anorexic,” she says, “and these are real issues and diseases – that I don’t have.”

Luckily, if LeAnn Rimes wants to disappear from the glare of the public eye, all she has to do is turn sideways.

LeAnn Rimes tweeted the above photo of herself in a bikini while on her honeymoon in Mexico over the weekend causing one of her followers to respond with, “Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…” LeAnn, not one to take backhanded compliments sitting down, passive aggressively tweeted back, “those are called abs not bones love.”

In LeAnn’s defense, that stuff above her hip bone might actually be abs. I’m not entirely sure considering I’ve never seen someone with 0.5% body fat.

LeAnn Rimes has gotten the same size breast implants as Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, is now dieting to be as skinny as her and taken pictures for Twitter in the same exact pose as Brandi.

Now comes news that her wedding last Friday was eerily similar to the wedding between Eddie and Brandi. Us Magazine ups the creepiness factor by 10 detailing the “coincidences.”

First, Rimes wore a wedding gown by Reem Acra which is the same designer Brandi wore. Second, Eddie married Rimes in a beach-side spring ceremony which is the same setting he married Brandi in. Then,

Other odd reminders of the newlyweds’ rocky road to wedded bliss? Rimes and Cibrian cut the cake to the tunes of “I Got You Babe.”

“Interesting,” another source notes of the song selection. “Because that’s the song they did a karaoke duet to at the wrap party of their movie [Northern Lights] in Canada when they were still married, in front of Brandi and Dean [Sheremet]!”

Cibrian even referenced his first marriage in his raucous wedding speech to guests. “Someone loves the f****** microphone and that’s me! We’ve both had much larger weddings before, about 100-150 people both, but we just wanted our closest of friends and family here with us tonight,” Cibrian told revelers on Friday. “The next one will be ever smaller though.” he joked.

Okay, so there were only two similarities and a bunch first marriage reminders but the similarities were big ones. I wouldn’t be surprised if Eddie made LeAnn wear a Brandi Glanville mask on their honeymoon because “it’d be really funny.”

It’s an age old love story. Man meets woman. Man falls in love with woman. Man and woman don’t know how to tell their spouses that they’ve been cheating on them. Man and woman are caught on camera cheating on them. Man and woman finally tell their spouses and divorce. Man tries to model woman as an exact replica of his ex-wife. Man and woman secretly marry at their house over the weekend.

The man and woman in this case are Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes who married in a private ceremony on Friday in front of 40 guests.

“LeAnn and Eddie were happily married today surrounded by their closest family and friends,” the bride’s spokesman, Rhett Usry, confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. “They thank everyone for their well wishes.”

What a Cinderella story. LeAnn Rimes is fulfilling every little girl’s fantasy of finding the right guy during her marriage to some other guy. Life couldn’t get any more perfect for these two.

As you may have heard, LeAnn Rimes posted a shot of herself in a bikini from the waist down on Twitter to prove to critics that she doesn’t have an eating disorder.

It didn’t quite work out as planned. According to E!, the only thing that it proved was that LeAnn Rimes may be a lunatic. E! discovered that LeAnn may be single white female-ing Eddie Cibrian’s ex, Brandi Glanville. Not only did she get the same size breast implants as her and now dieting to be just as skinny as her, but the picture she posted to Twitter was almost the exact same picture Brandi posted of herself to Facebook a few weeks ago.

The only difference was in Brandi’s, she was leaning to the left while in LeAnn’s she was leaning to the right. Brandi posted on Facebook, “Someone is obviously stalking my facebook & copies my every move, even my bikini pics!! Creepy! I said it once I will say it again STALKER!!”

Stalker sounds very harsh. Why can’t we just call LeAnn Rimes a very enthusiastic fan? Brandi should take it as a compliment that LeAnn rifles through her trash cans every week, breaks into her house when she’s gone, puts on her makeup and tries on her clothes. Brandi is acting like there’s something wrong with that.

Note: In the header pic, LeAnn is on the right, Brandi on the left.