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Leelee Sobieski stole my hobby

March 12th, 20082 comments

Leelee Sobieski was plucked from obscurity with her movie The Glass House. She was immediately thrown right back when everyone agreed the movie “sucked donkey balls.” Evidently, she was also in Eyes Wide Shut, but the only thing I remember about that was throwing a hissy fit after I realized I could have bought the …

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Leelee Sobieski does the bikini thing

December 28th, 20075 comments

I don’t know when these are from or where these were taken. The only thing I know is Leelee Sobieski will definitely have back problems when she’s older. At 70-years-old she’ll be hunched over like a candy cane. I should be turned on, but all I can think about is the substantial medical bill she’ll …

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