Leelee Sobieski was also in New York yesterday and was photographed walking home from the grocery store. Let’s see. Skinny? Check. Big tits? Check. See-through shirt? Check. Short shorts? Check. Yep, I was right. All signs point to “good looking.”

Leelee Sobieski was plucked from obscurity with her movie The Glass House. She was immediately thrown right back when everyone agreed the movie “sucked donkey balls.” Evidently, she was also in Eyes Wide Shut, but the only thing I remember about that was throwing a hissy fit after I realized I could have bought the uncut version. Anyway, someone asked what her hobby is. Turns out, it’s not creepy at all.

The Eyes Wide Shut actress currently has strands of Albert Brooks, Tim Allen, Martin Short and Stanley Kubrick, and she is on the look-out for more. Sobieski says, “I might show them all as an artwork.”

I’m going to give you a piece of advice Leelee. You have keep these sort of things to yourself. The FBI doesn’t understand people like us.

P.S. Do you want to swap locks of hair? I almost have a full set of Natalie Portman’s. I was shaving her head in the middle of the night — um, as a joke, heh, yea…. joke — and she woke up. She told everyone it was for a movie.

I don’t know when these are from or where these were taken. The only thing I know is Leelee Sobieski will definitely have back problems when she’s older. At 70-years-old she’ll be hunched over like a candy cane. I should be turned on, but all I can think about is the substantial medical bill she’ll inevitably be hit with to fix her deformed spine and that’ll be hard to pay off since she hasn’t had a big payday since 2001′s The Glass House. Poor girl.