Kate Beckinsale usually dresses up as something sexy for Halloween to go trick-or-treating with her kids in. Last year she was a hot Red Riding Hood. This year, however, she and her husband went as Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein. How disappointing. To think I saved my boner for this!

If the real Red Riding Hood looked like this, I would have understood why the Big Bad Wolf wanted to eat her. Although, his raging erection would have made that hard to do.

TMZ has footage of Kate Beckinsale, her husband, their kid and their kid’s friend walking down Beverly Hills the other day when all of a sudden Kate inexplicably pulls down her top almost flashing everyone and then grabs her husband’s junk. Right next to her kid and her kid’s friend. And not one of those grab and let go type maneuvers, but a full on grab and rub. This may be the evidence I need to prove that Kate Beckinsale may be the world’s most perfect woman and that Len Wiseman might be gay because he looks really confused.

Kate Beckinsale, dressed up as a devil, and husband Len Wiseman, dressed as Satan, took their kid out trick-or-treating yesterday. I’m not sure what their kid dressed up as, but I can tell you what I was for Halloween. I dressed up as a toilet in hopes that Kate Beckinsale would sit on me. It didn’t work out so well. Note to self for next year: Double check you’re in the women’s restroom.

I usually like to work the ass grab in when my date is looking the other way. I’m sorry, did I say date? I meant that girl dancing right behind me and that girl dancing to the right of me because when they turn around I can shrug my shoulders like I don’t know what just happened. Although, that doesn’t work too well with that girl at the shoe store or that girl in the empty parking lot or even that girl walking alone in the alley.

20th Century Fox is in talks with Len Wiseman to direct Die Hard 4. The clever title, Die Hard 4.0, was curiously dropped.

Corey Feldman Len Wiseman is magic. First he tricks Kate Beckinsale into marrying him and directs two installments of Underworld which somehow, despite looking like they were shot in blue, do well at the box office. Although, I have to thank him for dressing Kate Beckinsale in tight leather.

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