Remember that story about Lenny Kravitz sleeping with A-Rod’s wife? That may have been a lie. Lenny Kravitz’s alleged affair with Cynthia Rodriguez is believed to be a planted story by his former manager seeking revenge for his recent firing.

Page Six explains that Lenny’s trainer, Dodd Romero, warned him that his manager, Guy Oseary, which he shared with Madonna and A-Rod, was about to “pimp out Madonna and A-Rod.” When Lenny found out, he canned Guy. Guy retaliated by making up the story of Cynthia and Lenny.

This is kind of confusing. I’d draw a picture for you, but it’d just turn into a drawing of me driving a stake through Madonna’s heart. Because that’s how you kill one of those things, right? Or was it with a silver bullet. What the hell is she anyway? I went through my book of mythical creatures and I couldn’t find one that was part Medusa, part She-Hulk and part Decaying Pop Star.

Alex Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, has finally left him after a tumultuous three months in their five year marriage. This news comes two days after reports of A-Rod having an affair with Madonna and one day after reports of Cynthia having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. Today, the NYDN says Lenny Kravitz is merely giving Cynthia a place to stay. (Yea, IN HIS PANTS!)

“There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself,” Kravitz said. “This is unequivocally 100 percent not true.”

Kravitz said references to him as an adulterer were “extremely hurtful,” adding that Cynthia came to stay at his home “to escape from everything happening in New York City.”

He says this now, but when rumors start surfacing of him sitting across from Cynthia in a half-open bathrobe going “Hello, Missus Rodriguez,” while spreading his legs, I’m going to be a little suspicious.