Here’s Madalina Ghenea. She’s the European model dating Leonardo DiCaprio. With the amount of models he’s dated, DiCaprio should start his own agency. I hear “These Chicks I Banged” is still available. Also has a nice ring to it.

Leonardo DiCaprio most recently dated Bar Refaeli and Blake Lively and is one of the most sought after actors in the world. If that isn’t bad enough, he turned 37 last week and celebrated at New York City’s Avenue surrounded by Victoria’s Secret models and Bradley Cooper.

Surrounded by a bevy of Victoria’s Secret models, pals Russell Simmons and Bradley Cooper and his mother Irmelin, the birthday boy “was having a great time and talked to everyone at the party,” says a source.

The actor also spent the evening surrounded by Brazilian supermodels, including Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart and Ana Beatriz Barros.

“It was a very exclusive crowd,” adds the source, confirming that DiCaprio rented out the entire club.

At the party, which raised $1.3 million for DiCaprio’s various wildlife protection projects and disaster relief for Haiti, guests drank Cristal champagne – including a couple of vintage bottles at $50,000 a pop.

Adds a second source: “It was a crazy party.” PEOPLE

Leonardo DiCaprio and I are a lot alike. He celebrated his birthday surrounded by Victoria’s Secret models sipping on Cristal, I celebrated my birthday with the Victoria’s Secret catalog sipping on a juice box and weeping into my Baskin Robbins ice cream cake as I sang happy birthday to myself. We’re practically twinsies!

Back in the day, Lindsay Lohan could have played the “don’t you know who I am?” card all day and get access to anywhere. Nowadays, when she asks “don’t you know who I am?,” security nods their head and shoos her away. Suffice to say, she’s resorted to begging and that’s exactly what she did last Thursday to try and get into a party at the Roosevelt Hotel for Clint Eastwood and Leonardo DiCaprio’s J. Edgar.

A source at the bash told us, “Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity’s name to get in. She could be heard saying, ‘I have to go and see Leo.’

“Eventually they let her in, but she made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends.

“Clint and Leo and Dustin Lance Black were talking, and Lindsay sent one of her aides over, demanding to get a photo with them, but security shooed them away.”

Another spy at the party, attended by Ron Howard, Harvey Weinstein, Brett Ratner and actress/producer Christie Cashman, said Lohan kept asking to meet Oscar-winning producer Brian Grazer, who’d already left. Page Six

Apparently the first thing to go when you become a broke has-been actress is your dignity. Well, most of it. Lindsay still had enough pride to not go over herself and beg Leo for a picture. Geez, she’s off her A-game. If this is how she’s trying to be Leo’s next girlfriend she should just forget about it. The only way she’ll be on a yacht with Leo is if she trains with SEAL Team 6 and sneaks onto it.

Actresses are nice but they have high aspirations. Models, on the other hand, are a little more realistic. They realize their looks won’t last and are really pliable because of their low self-esteem.

Oh hey, guess what? Leonardo DiCaprio is dating a model again. Allegedly. This one is Australia’s Next Top Model Alyce Crawford.

So what’s the deal with Alyce? Leo apparently became smitten with the fashionista while filming Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby Down Under and has been meeting up with her at a swanky hotel called The Star ever since.

DiCaprio’s camp officially poo-poos the rumors of romance, and according to Crawford, the two are “just friends.” E! Online

Leo is rebounding nicely and the fact that he’s Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t hurt. I bet he just told Alyce her hair looked nice today and she was all like “want to bang?”

According to an insider, Blake Lively broke up with Leonardo DiCaprio because things were moving too fast. Leo was ready to start a family while Blake, 24, wasn’t ready to settle down.

Sure it could be that or it could be Blake Lively wanted to bang Ryan Reynolds. A different source says Blake isn’t fazed by the breakup at all. They say she hooked up with Ryan Reynolds at his apartment in Boston and making out when he took her to her 5am train.

“When Ryan took Blake to catch her train back to NYC they were making out and looked really happy together. Blake was wearing a big hat and it fell off as she made out with Ryan on the escalator at the train station. It was really early and he was even wheeling her suitcase for her! He wanted to make sure she caught the train so he waited until she got on.”

Ryan and Blake reportedly ran into each other at the Radiohead concert in NYC. When they both realized that they needed to be in Boston for the weekend they decided to take the ritzy Acela train together. Ryan is in Boston shooting his upcoming flick R.I.P.D. and Blake needed to be at a cooking event at upscale sushi eatery O Ya. Ironically Ryan’s ex-wife Scarlett Johansson was reportedly with Ryan at the concert when he ran into Blake.

“They kept kissing on the platform and looked like they were a couple,” our source says. “It’s clear she’s over Leo, but as for how serious she is with Ryan? Who knows.” Hollywood Life

If Blake doesn’t want to settle down, it’s a good idea to ditch Leo and go with Ryan Reynolds. He just got out of a marriage with Scarlett Johansson so he’s not looking to add another failed marriage to his resume. It’s not like she’s trading down either. Ryan Reynolds is on track to be a big star too and he’s way more muscular than Leo. And that’s what I’m told women look for in a man. *Flexes bicep* Grrr.

After five months of dating and multiple trips to far away destinations such as Monte Carlo, Cannes and Venice, Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have split. Reps for both confirm to Us that they “remain friends.”

Blake Lively was the perfect rebound girl. Young, hot, nice boobs, looks great naked. But she had everything working against her. Leo’s five-year relationship with supermodel Bar Refaeli, Leo’s mom reportedly didn’t like her. It was doomed from the start. It also didn’t help that I’d call Leo every day and threaten to beat him up if he didn’t breakup with her.

Rumors of a breakup between Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have pretty much been disproven after the two were seen at a concert together and now eating tacos at Pink Taco in LA.

Lively and DiCaprio had a lunch date at the taco shop on Wednesday. Leo wore his trademark baseball cap and jeans while Blake wore a floppy hat and jeans. Luckily, no one noticed me in the corner staring at them in a birthday hat and jeans.

Spies say they sat side by side in a booth and shared a plate of tacos. They were whispering very quietly and no one bothered them. That is until I came up to them, pointed and yelled, “Fatty fat fat fat,” before shoving their tacos in my mouth.

Reports are coming in that Blake Lively and her career stepping stone Leonardo DiCaprio have called it quits because his mother thought she was an uppity b*tch. Haha, momma’s boy.

According to sources, Lively flew out to Italy to meet the Inception actor’s mom, who “couldn’t stand” the 23-year-old.

A close friend explained to Now magazine: “Blake’s a total mess. She tried hard to impress Leo’s mom when they met but Irmelin couldn’t stand her.

“She told Leo that Blake was far too up herself for him. Blake was nervous so she did talk a lot. But his mom says all she did was talk about Gossip Girl and how she’s a Chanel model.

“Leo listens to his mom and the fact that she didn’t like her has put him off.”

Well, that’s weird. People usually love it when others go on and on about their incredible lives. Isn’t that how friends are made? Like when I’m at the bar. I make sure the person I’m talking to knows how much better my life is than theirs before asking, “Hey, why don’t you buy me a drink?” Granted, that’s usually followed by, “What’s that? Sure I’ll wait until you get back from the bathroom.”

Rosario Dawson lost her $5,000 purse at a Cannes party and did what any woman would do. Went crazy until a bunch of guys got down on their hands and knees and looked for it. Having t*ts sounds nice.

Guests including Leonardo DiCaprio and Will.i.am were on their hands and knees frantically searching, too.

“The party was thrown into turmoil, security had to be called,” a source revealed to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper.

“Rosario was going crazy as the wallet contained a load of money as well as sentimental items. She was really upset.”

Honestly, I would have done the same thing if I was at the party. But while everyone else was looking for the purse, I’d be looking up her dress. Because she’s hot and I’m a pervert.

Since Leonardo DiCaprio is too busy to breakup Ashley Greene and Jared Followill, he’s moved on to someone easier, someone less attached. That someone is Blake Lively.

The two were walking around Hotel du Cap Eden Roc on Friday night which, as you all know, means they’re totally doing it.

“She was wearing white and he was in a baseball cap,” our spy said. “They walked around the grounds together. It looked like they were a couple.” A source said the two were introduced over dinner at The Lion by “Great Gatsby” director Baz Luhrmann in November.

I should just turn this site into a Gossip Girl hookup and rumors page. It’d be much easier for me. Plus I’d get to post pictures of Blake Lively’s cleavage every day.

Five minutes after announcing their breakup, PEOPLE has a story that Leonardo DiCaprio is already moving on. Possibly with Ashley Greene. His group, which includes Lukas Haas and Emile Hirsch, watched a Beacher’s Madhouse variety show at the Hollywood Roosevelet Hotel on Wednesday, a show consisting of of dancing Oompa Loompas, live monkeys, goats and exotic burlesque dancers.

There he was introduced to Twilight’s Ashley Greene who no doubt fell madly in love with him and will probably dump Jared Followill soon. Who wouldn’t. You could get lost in those eyes. An onlooker said, “His mood seemed typical. He talked to the people he knew and otherwise just made his way through the crowd.” And on his way through the crowd he impregnated 10 women by just looking at them.

A week ago, Page Six speculated that Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio were breaking up. This was based on a source who said they were going through a rough patch and the fact that they hit up different after-parties.

Thursday, Page Six confirmed the rumors, saying that after four years of dating and taking a six-month break in 2009, the two have split again.

“It was amicable, they’re still friends and they are still talking,” said a source close to the couple. “They just grew apart and went their separate ways,” the source said, adding that there was no one else involved in the breakup — and Refaeli was spotted looking happy and relaxed with her agent in Berlin this week.

The source went on to say that neither were ready to settle down due to their busy careers which were taking them in different directions.

Whew. That’s a relief. I’m glad this source didn’t out me as her secret lover. That would have been embarrassing. What would have been more embarrassing is if they told them we have sex in every position and sometimes on DiCaprio’s bed when he’s not home. Dodged a bullet on that one.

Bar Refaeli and Leo DiCaprio hit up a club in Italy to celebrate the birthday of Fawaz Gruosi, founder and president of de Grisogono jewelry, and at one point she turned towards to camera in her low cut dress. If this story didn’t have boobs it would have been so god damn boring.