Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were in Cannes at P. Diddy’s yacht party on Thursday where guests say the two best friends looked like they were in love. The Sun has pictures of Lindsay nuzzling Samantha’s neck and another where they almost seem to be kissing.

“And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. “If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

Rumors of a romantic lesbian relationship between these two have been floating around for years. I can see why. Lindsay is young and somewhat attractive while Samantha Ronson looks like a Gremlin. One of the ugly ones. Not Gizmo. This has hot lesbian sex written all over it. Personally, I’d trap Samantha in a burlap sack and throw her in the furnace, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And if that’s some creepy Gollum-like creature who shuffles behind you when you go out, then so be it.

PEOPLE posted a better picture.

The New York Daily News is claiming Jessica Biel kissed her attractive girlfriend at the Lotus club. They actually used the word smooch. I take this to mean she stuck her tounge down the other girl’s throat or else this wouldn’t be newsworthy.

Biel’s party enjoyed Grey Goose and soda, and the club sent over a round of complimentary watermelon shots around 2:30 a.m.

Biel’s publicist denies that something like this ever happened. If her publicist had some brains, she would have taken pictures and video, then accidentally leaked it to the internet, thereby increasing Jessica Biel’s hotness level and giving men’s fantasies some validity.

Jessica at the Mercedes Polo Challenge.