(What’s the Story) Morning Glory? by Oasis was named best album of the past 30 years at the Brit Awards on Tuesday. Oasis recently broke up so not everyone showed. But not to worry. The one member of the band with enough class to accept the award managed to make it. His name: Liam Gallagher.

Liam thanked everyone except his brother Noel. When he finished, he threw his mic and then his award into the audience. All he had left to do was punch the presenter in the face and he would have completed the asshole trinity. But, alas, he only got 2 out of 3.

Oasis performed at the Virgin Mobile Festival in Toronto over the weekend when a guy rushed the stage and pushed Noel Gallagher off of it. Security tackled him seconds later and he was arrested. To reiterate. Oasis is still alive and performing and fantasies about pushing one of the Gallagher brothers off stage still run rampant.