Last week Miley Cyrus and friends celebrated her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday at Club Icon in L.A. and as luck would have it, there was a gigantic penis cake made especially for Liam. Liam was more or less indifferent about it but Miley was anything but. She rushed right up to that penis cake and opened wide for a photo op. Then she blew it. The candles, I mean. Oh and the cake penis. TMZ has the strangely satisfying pics.

Because 17-year-olds definitely aren’t prone to rushing into things, a source says Miley Cyrus wants to marry her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth as soon as she turns 18. They say, “She’s convinced she’ll spend the rest of her life with him… She’s even asked her mom if she can wear her wedding dress.” OK! adds that Miley even flew to Australia to meet his family.

If this happens, I need to start a divorce pool. I give these guys 3 years. That’s a generous amount of time, but you have to remember, Miley Cyrus is thick in the head. She probably won’t realize Liam is cheating on her until a sex tape comes out.

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Eeeee! That’s the sound I made when I saw Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth together at the premiere of their movie The Last Song before I started hyperventilating and before I fainted and before the people around me at Starbucks muttered “homo” under their breath. Will no one help this fair damsel in distress up?!

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Miley Cyrus’ almost 20-year-old boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, has supposedly moved in with her just like her old boyfriend, um, what’s his name. The National Enquirer via Showbiz Spy reports:

Miley’s parents — dad Billy Ray and mom Tish — were initially against the idea, sources say — but the star told them she’d move out if she didn’t get her way.

“In the end, Billy Ray and Miley’s mom, Tish, decided they’d rather have Miley under their roof with Liam than not knowing where she is at night,” a source said.

Liam is apparently staying in the family guest room.

“Billy Ray believes it’s better to keep Miley on a short leash and to monitor her, rather than alienating her and risking a rebellion,” said the insider.

“Whatever happens in her relationship with Liam, her parents want Miley with them for as long as possible.”

This is actually a smart move because when Miley gets pregnant under their roof, they’ll be the first to know about it and will be able to spin it into an immaculate conception. And Miley and Liam won’t have to go to the beach anymore just to make out. They can do it on the comfort of Miley’s queen Mickey Mouse bed.

Also according to a report by the Post today, Hannah Montanna is officially ending.

But the news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.

“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.

This will mark the beginning of Miley’s adult film career. First she’ll do romantic comedies and then slowly move into edgier B-movies like Powder Blue or I Know Who Killed Me. I give her 4 years before she gets naked for her art.

Here’s Miley Cyrus making out with Liam Hemsworth in the ocean. Actually, it’s a scene from a movie she’s filming called The Last Song.

Aw, this brings back memories of me kissing my first boy in the ocean… er, wait. I meant, I remember when I made out with a really hot chick on the beach and then did her. Doggy style. High five! Anyone?