Naomi Watts birthed another baby boy last Saturday confirms PEOPLE. This is her second son with Liev Schreiber. Their first being only born 3 years ago  is just old enough to force his new brother to wear out-of-fashion hand-me-downs resulting in years of ridicule from his peers which will eventually developing into seething contempt and, during puberty, manifest itself as insolence and hatred towards his parents. Enjoy your second child!

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have secretly married and are expecting their first child in August. Although the sex is unknown and a name has not been chosen, all signs point to it having a crazy one like John or Jane. My God, what if they named it Richard and used the shortened version, Dick. Insane!