Lil Wayne May or May Not Be Dying

After landing in the hospital because of a seizure due to his love of sizzurp, Lil Wayne is in the hospital again this time in maybe or maybe not critical condition.


Lil Wayne Tattooed ‘Baked’ on His Face

Because his brain has been irreparably damaged by drugs thus shrinking his decision making cortex into the size of a pea, Lil Wayne tattooed the word “Baked” on his head. According to reports, Wayne is just paying tribute to skateboard company Baker.


Lil Wayne Gives Great Depositions

Lil Wayne is suing Quincy Jones III over a documentary that chronicled his life over many months during Wayne’s time spent working on his album “Tha Carter III.” Wayne hated the movie calling it a “scandalous portrayal.” In June, Lil Wayne was deposed by Quincy’s lawyer, Pete Ross, and it was a mess.

Lil’ Wayne is hiding something

Lil’ Wayne was scheduled to perform at Fashion Rocks last Friday night, but ended up being taken off the show due to his refusal to have his bag searched and to have himself wanded even though everyone including Rihanna, Chris Brown, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake and Kid Rock obliged.