Remember back in June when Lily Allen attended Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards and had to be carried out by her bodyguard because she was so drunk? Then she blogged about how awful she felt and claimed that her drink must have been spiked? Well, Lily Allen and Elton John were on hand to …
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Lily Allen was leaving Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club with TV host Miquita Oliver, happily fisting the air when some girl started heckling her. Lily didn’t take too kindly to that and punched the girl three times before her friends forced her back to the car. The woman seemed amused which leads me to believe that …
Yesterday, Lily Allen slipped her nipple. Later on in the day, she did it again. This makes me highly suspicious. Two nipple slips in one day? This is like the time I found a ten dollar bill in a homeless guy’s cup and then a block later, I found another ten dollar bill in another …
This is Lily Allen’s nipple. Just dropping in to say “Hi!” Hi! Ok, bye. Larger uncensored version here.
Splash News says Lily was getting out of her BMW outside of her boyfriend, Ed Simmon’s, house and that she laughed it off and gave the paparazzi the finger. Awesome. I wish more women would be this nonchalant. …
Lily Allen had to be carried out of the Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards a couple days ago due to the inordinate amount of alcohol she consumed. The next day she even blogged about how embarrassing it was. Now Lily Allen says the champagne, gin, vodka and Asahi beer she drank at the …
Lily Allen attended Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards last night with pink hair wearing a fancy dress adorned with images of a decapitated Bambi. She won the Editor’s Special Award and went on to get hammered until she could no longer walk. Lily had to be carried to her car by security at …
Lily Allen got drunk, flipped someone off and flashed her vagina. Conversely, I saw Lily Allen’s vagina, flipped off my monitor and got drunk. To forget. It’s funny how my life mirrors Lily Allen’s except in reverse. Although, maybe it’s not that funny because isn’t that how mirrors work? If so, then I guess the …
I’m not sure why I’m putting up these photos of a topless Lily Allen splayed out by the pool. She’s not the most attractive or the most famous. Maybe it’s because for some reason she reminds me of these sunbathing seals near me and it’s a well known fact that everyone loves seals.
