I’m not sure why I’m putting up these photos of a topless Lily Allen splayed out by the pool. She’s not the most attractive or the most famous. Maybe it’s because for some reason she reminds me of these sunbathing seals near me and it’s a well known fact that everyone loves seals.
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Lily Allen’s oral skills are unmatched in London
April 25th, 20081 comment
Outside of the over-hyped restaurant, Nobu, Lily Allen asked photographers if they knew what she had a “really good mouth for.” Sensing paparazzi were befuddled as to what it was, Lily bragged that she gave really good head. The “best in London.” To prove her claims, Lily Allen attempted to blow me. I told her …
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Lily Allen soothes the hurt by shopping
January 24th, 20081 comment
How does a girl cure the pain of miscarriage? Well, either by eating or shopping. Lily Allen picked the latter choice. I would feel more sympathy if only there weren’t pics of her smoking in the first trimester. Does she want her child to have a third eye?
On one hand, a third eye wouldn’t be …
Lily Allen had a miscarriage
January 18th, 20082 comments
22-year-old Lily Allen and 37-year-old boyfriend, Ed Simmons, are “in a state of shock” after Lily suffered a miscarriage. The two had just returned from a vacation in Maldives when it happened.
Her spokesman said: “We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making …
Lily Allen likes it up the butt
January 2nd, 20084 comments
You can tell Lily Allen is quite adventurous. She’s photographed a lot leaving the pubs in the UK, getting pregnant, singing in music videos with masturbating muppets… And now, comes her mildly shocking admission of anal sex.
Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, said: “I was with mum dad, his wife and my sister. We …
Lily Allen also pregnant
December 19th, 2007Respond
The Sun is reporting 22-year-old Lily Allen is pregnant with 37-year-old Chemical Brother’s Ed Simons’ baby. They are delighted. I am indifferent.
“Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t wait to become a mum. She’s a real family person. “Ed’s very happy. He is really looking after her.â€
“It’s the icing on the cake for …
Lily Allen hid in a plastic bag
August 17th, 20074 comments
To avoid the paparazzi after leaving London club Punk last night, Lily Allen hopped into a plastic bag which her friends had to carry 50 yards to her car. No, really. 150 feet for those of you too lazy to do the math. That’s half a football field. She’s like some sort of cartoon slave …
America bans Lily Allen
August 7th, 20071 comment
The U.S. has stripped Lily Allen of her work visa, effectively banning her from the country. In town to film a music video with Kanye West and to attend a MTV VMA nomination party, the 22-year-old singer was searched and questioned by Los Angeles officials Sunday night due to a March high-kicking of a photographer …
