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Lily Allen’s Oral Skills Are Unmatched in London

Outside of the over-hyped restaurant, Nobu, Lily Allen asked photographers if they knew what she had a “really good mouth for.” Sensing paparazzi were befuddled as to what it was, ... Read More »

Lily Allen Soothes the Hurt by Shopping

How does a girl cure the pain of miscarriage? Well, either by eating or shopping. Lily Allen picked the latter choice. I would feel more sympathy if only there weren’t ... Read More »

Lily Allen Had a Miscarriage

22-year-old Lily Allen and 37-year-old boyfriend, Ed Simmons, are “in a state of shock” after Lily suffered a miscarriage. The two had just returned from a vacation in Maldives when ... Read More »

Lily Allen Likes It Up the Butt

You can tell Lily Allen is quite adventurous. She’s photographed a lot leaving the pubs in the UK, getting pregnant, singing in music videos with masturbating muppets… And now, comes ... Read More »

Lily Allen Also Pregnant

The Sun is reporting 22-year-old Lily Allen is pregnant with 37-year-old Chemical Brother’s Ed Simons’ baby. They are delighted. I am indifferent. “Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t ... Read More »

Lily Allen Hid in a Plastic Bag

To avoid the paparazzi after leaving London club Punk last night, Lily Allen hopped into a plastic bag which her friends had to carry 50 yards to her car. No, ... Read More »

America Bans Lily Allen

The U.S. has stripped Lily Allen of her work visa, effectively banning her from the country. In town to film a music video with Kanye West and to attend a ... Read More »
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