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Lindsay Lohan changed rehab centers

On Sunday, TMZ broke the story that the judge in Lindsay Lohan’s case, Judge Marsha Revel, ignored a list of four recommended rehab centers for Lindsay suggested by two psychiatrists ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan may be replaced, sunk to a new low

Two things I missed last Friday regarding Lindsay Lohan. First and foremost, Lindsay Lohan may be replaced by the relatively unknown Sarah Scott in the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno she’s ... Read More »

Dina Lohan has no concept of jail

Yesterday, Dina, denying that Lindsay receives preferential treatment, complained to Radar, “She doesn’t have cell phone privileges, that’s absurd. She doesn’t even have a pillow to sleep on,” and adds, ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan wants her damn ice cream

If you’re a celebrity, you should move to LA because even if you’re in jail for breaking the law and subsequently violating probation, you’ll still be treated like royalty. Such ... Read More »

Lindsay won’t leave jail until she gets her hair done

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t live in the real world. She’s been coddled since she was a kid and she’s being coddled now as an adult. She flippantly violated her probation and ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is a crybaby

Lindsay Lohan is serving her 12 days in jail and passes the time by weeping incessantly in her cell. She’s been crying so much that she’s been put in isolation ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is getting prefrential treatment

The first thing you never want to have happen when you go to jail is for the other inmates to find out your getting special treatment because you’re going to ... Read More »

Hopefully Lindsay Lohan cried a little

Lindsay Lohan checked into Lynwood yesterday to begin her 12 day jail sentence and she died a little inside. Haha, you suck! Upon entering, Lindsay was told to take out ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is still on drugs

If you thought jail could keep Lindsay Lohan away from drugs, then you don’t know Lindsay Lohan. She could score an eight ball of coke in the ball pit at ... Read More »

Lindsay is doing full frontal

Lindsay Lohan will start production on the Linda Lovelace biopic titled Inferno after she finishes her 90 day jail sentence and 90 days in rehab. That’s the equivalent of four ... Read More »

The Lindsay Lohan mugshot

If I was Lindsay and I was going to serve 23 days in solitary at Lynwood, I would have also taken most of my prescription pills beforehand. No use in ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan arrived at Lynwood

Lindsay Lohan surrendered in court today to begin her 23 or 22 day sentence at Lynwood. Before being cuffed and sent off, Judge Marsha Revel reiterated that there would be ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is going to jail

Today, Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself to begin serving her 90 day sentence (realistically 22 days) which means right now there are by the minute updates of every step Lindsay takes. ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan delusional as ever

Tomorrow, Lindsay Lohan must turn herself in to serve a 90 day jail sentence which will in reality be cut down to 23 days, yet, Lindsay still believes she won’t ... Read More »

Lindsay is in GQ

Lindsay Lohan has until the 20th to turn herself in to begin her jail sentence. In the meantime, she’s in the August 2010 edition of GQ Germany looking cracked out. ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan checks into sober living house to escape jail

Robert Shapiro has officially signed on to represent Lindsay Lohan and his first plan of action is not to appeal the 90 day sentence, but to convince the judge to ... Read More »

This will be a great idea

Once again, proving everyone with the last name Lohan is delusional, Dina spoke to In Touch Weekly about Lindsay’s upcoming stint in jail. Dina says they are “optimists” and continues ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is the good Sister

Lindsay Lohan will be in the upcoming Machete movie with Danny Trejo. She plays The Sister which was one of the character posters released yesterday. Lindsay was not, however, featured ... Read More »

Lindsay is going to have a fun time in prison

All those women in prison movies have taught me that every female inmate is a sexy, aggressive lesbian just waiting to pounce on fresh meat. Glad to know The Sun ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is getting paid, delusional

Lindsay Lohan is hoping for a $1 million payday for her post-jail interview. Surprisingly, that might happen if she plays her cards right. Page Six says big networks are partnering ... Read More »