Lindsay Lohan has been fired by her UK label Island Records for failing to show up in London to promote her album. If only the US could be so luky.
“A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to promote it. “In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album …

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Lindsay Lohan’s, Dina Lohan, has come to the defense of Lindsay Lohan after she and everyone on the internet received that letter from Morgan Creek Productions. In an interview with Access, Dina claims James G. Robinson has his own personal issues and was just taking it out on Lindsay. These personal issues most likely include …

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The one and only Lindsay Lohan makes her mark again. Even James G. Robinson, the CEO of Morgan Creek, knows Lindsay Lohan’s heat exhaustion on the set of Georgia Rule was just her way of saying she partied too hard. In a letter featured on The Smoking Gun, the producers of Georgia Rule admonish Lohan …

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Lindsay Lohan fainted today on the set of Georgia Rule from dehydration. She was taken by private car to a hospital where they gave her a vitamin B shot. The reason was probably the gang bang at Piven’s birthday bash. Those things are tiring. Look closely and you can see the sex bruises. As a …

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Jeremy Piven from Entourage had a birthday dinner at the Poloraid Beach House. In attendance was Lindsay Lohan who hugged it out with Jeremy Piven and posed for a lot of pictures in front of a white door.
I’ve seen a lot of pornos start out this way so I wouldn’t be suprised if Piven and …

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Telling Lindsay Lohan that she looks like the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe is akin to telling a fat girl that she looks like Kelly Brook. It’ll give you about five minutes worth of entertainment, but it won’t fill that void. That being said, I don’t know why Marilyn Monroe’s best friend told Lohan she …

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This is Lindsay Lohan’s Proactiv ad campaign. How can you not be convinced by this? This is advertising gold. Advertisers only dream about shooting this. Look how well Lindsay Lohan sells that one pimple she has on her chin. The next day it was gone you say? Hallelujah! This is a miracle drug people. Even …

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The week isn’t complete without six Lindsay Lohan stories. This one comes from her birthday party in Disneyland. Lindsay Lohan was invited by Disneyland on Friday to spend her birthday at the park. So, how does a celebrity and friends spend an evening in Disneyland? They get drunk and smoke weed while riding the rides.
Between …

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