Lindsay Lohan tried to see Jared Leto’s band 30 Seconds to Mars in New York, but was banned because it’s an over 21 venue. Listen to that. It’s the sound of the world realigning. Gone are the days that people turned a blind eye to pictures of her stumbling out of a club drunk. It’s …

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Lindsay Lohan doesn’t know how or doesn’t want to stay out of the news. On Friday, Lindsay was rushed to the hospital due to a fractured wrist. I know what you’re thinking. “That’s what happens when you give too many handjobs.” High five bro, but no. In reality, it was only fractured after she slipped …

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Real? Fake? Daddy issues? You decide.

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After the whole world saw Lindsay Lohan’s loose lips, she showed up at Bouji’s in a see through shirt with no bra. She might as well pen “SLUT” on her forehead with a Sharpie and walk around town naked with a vibrator between her legs and a feather in her ass because that’s the only …

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There were two items of interest from Lindsay Lohan during the past 3 days. Is that a record? The first thing that happened was an upskirt shot which happened when Lindsay forgot to wear underwear. She proved Brandon Davis wrong by showing no fire on that crotch. Pictures are NSFW.

The controversy that followed was someone, …

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Lindsay Lohan? In a bikini?!?! Shocking! With all the buzz about Lindsay Lohan getting married to Harry Morton, I thought I’d follow that up with some pictures of both of them lounging around. Sure, it’s not the most exciting thing in the world, but…that’s all I got. Sorry.

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Lindsay Lohan has been sending her friends sex toys like the Deluxe Rampant Rabbit and handwritten notes to cheer them up. Among the priviledged few to receive these gifts is Kate Moss who actually needs it. With all the drugs Pete Doherty does, I doubt he can get it up even if he stuffed a …

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This time it’s a black bikini at Harry Morton’s beach house. By the looks of it, Lohan’s skin is taking a beating from the sun. It’s a fact redheads and sun don’t go well together. Why must she defy the natural order? Someone must have told her about that certain std that dies in sunlight. …

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