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Joaquin Phoenix Is Not Crazy Anymore, Maybe

Early last year Joaquin Phoenix began an illustrious rapping career and started acting like a crazy homeless person. That was all in the name of art as Casey Affleck was ... Read More »

The Scream Awards Were On

Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that ... Read More »

Liv Tyler Is Sunbathing Topless

Liv Tyler spent a day in Copenhagen last week sunbathing topless. No one got the money shot, but who cares? She hasn’t been hot since Empire Records and that was ... Read More »

Liv Tyler Checks Herself Out

Liv Tyler was at a Caribbean beach last week. I’m not sure if she noticed, but the polka dots aren’t helping. Also, using brass rings to hold her bikini bottom ... Read More »

Someone Help Liv Tyler

Would it be impolite if I made a deep, throaty noise such that a humpback whale would make to illustrate Liv Tyler’s current predicament? Read More »

Leftovers: Incredible Hulk SDCC

I’m posting the rest of Aaron’s SDCC collection because they’re just lying around. This is the Incredible Hulk panel where Edward Norton claimed to have written the script and Liv ... Read More »

It’s a Love Connection

Liv Tyler was spotted kissing Kate Bosworth because that’s how people say “hello” in LA. It’s just good manners. Me? I like to personalize my greetings a little by screaming ... Read More »

Liv Tyler in the Incredible Hulk

Liv Tyler has been cast as Betty Ross, long time love interest of the Hulk. She is replacing Jennifer Connelly while Edward Norton is replacing Eric Bana as Bruce Banner. ... Read More »

Liv Tyler Is a Fatty

Liv Tyler has been dieting her whole life. Now that she’s a mom, she’s not so focused on weight anymore. She tells Glamour, “But once I gave birth, I didn’t want ... Read More »

Liv Tyler Has Something to Hide

That huge pimple bump thing that was on Liv Tyler’s nose has been replaced by an unnoticeable bandaid. When I say unnoticeable, I mean it covers half her nose. A ... Read More »

Liv Tyler Has a Good Side

One of the joys of being a celebrity is people follow you everywhere to try and get the money shot. The one down side to that is if you have ... Read More »