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Madonna Loves ‘Born This Way’

Lady Gaga made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Monday to talk about her upcoming album, new single Born This Way and accusations that she ripped ... Read More »

Madonna Will Not Build That School in Malawi

In April 2010, Madonna performed a brick laying ceremony in Chinkhota Village where she planned to build an all girls school to educate future doctors and lawyers called Raising Malawi ... Read More »

Madonna Doesn’t Have to Wait

Passengers who were on a Virgin Atlantic flight from New York to Heathrow are a bit pissy today because Madonna was given preferential treatment. Flight VSO10 was delayed in the US ... Read More »

Madonna Is Melodramatic

Madonna appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Tuesday to talk about the recent string of suicides by gay teens as a result of bullying. Madonna tells Ellen she finds this ... Read More »

Madonna Blinded With Rage by Those Un-Retouched Photos

A few days ago, un-retouched photos of Madonna’s Dolce & Gabbana shoot leaked on the web. They were just another horrifying glimpse into 52-year-old Madonna’s real, veiny, overly muscular self. ... Read More »

Madonna Is a Natural Beauty

These are reportedly un-retouched images of Madonna’s 2010 Dolce & Gabbana photoshoot. The finals which are mixed in with the originals in the set below show Madonna’s nose changed, the ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Says Madonna Looks Like a Freak

In the latest issue of Esquire, Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) says that while she’s not opposed to plastic surgery, there is a line. A line that has been crossed by ... Read More »

Photoshop Has Been Good to Madonna

There should be a disclaimer on Madonna’s new Dolce & Gabbana ads that say, “Warning: Heavily Photoshopped. Images are more wrinkly than they appear.” These might as well be CGI. ... Read More »

Madonna Is Argumentative

In the new issue of Interview magazine, Madonna harnesses the power of pretentiousness and Photoshop. First she talks about going to Africa and helping kids with AIDS and all the ... Read More »

Jesus Luz Is on a Short Leash

Lindsay Lohan found out Jesus Luz was hosting at a club last week and wanted to meet up but Madonna yanked the choke collar around Jesus’ neck and nixed the ... Read More »

Gerard Butler and Madonna?

Gerard Butler has been linked to pretty much everyone. He’s basically the manslut of Hollywood right now according to the tabloids. He’s like a male Paris Hilton, but more respectable. ... Read More »

Madonna Will Take Your Village

Madonna wants to build a $15 million school for girls in Blantyre, Malawi. In effect, the government has told 200 villagers to get the hell out so Madonna can build. ... Read More »

Madonna Made Out With Jesus

Either Madonna is trying to prove she and Jesus Luz are still together by sticking her tongue down his throat in a Rio de Janeiro club last night or she’s ... Read More »

Madonna Is a Natural Beauty

Another photo of an unretouched Madonna has surfaced again. This time it’s from Madonna’s Louis Vuitton campaign from 2009. You can tell Photoshop played a big role in the finished ... Read More »

Jesus Luz Hasn’t Escaped

The Chicago Sun-Times earlier reported that Jesus Luz had ditched Madonna because the age difference was far too great. He a young man, Madonna an old witch surviving on crushed ... Read More »

Jesus Luz Ditches Madonna

The Chicago Sun-Times says Jesus Luz dumped Madonna after realizing the 100 year age difference between them precluded them from having the same interests. Madonna liked knitting, reminiscing about the ... Read More »

Jesus Luz’s Penis and Madonna’s Face

I couldn’t think up of a better title because I was beyond disturbed when I saw these photos. There was actually an intense debate taking place in my head over ... Read More »

Madonna Wants to Conceive

At 51-years-old, crypt keeper Madonna is considering having another child with her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz. Jesus says this will be “his greatest adventure.” Sort of like nailing a dead ... Read More »

Madonna Might Adopt Again

Madonna was asked whether or not she’d ever steal a baby from Malawai again. She replied, “Never say never,” and then cackled loudly. “I have four children now and I’d like ... Read More »

Madonna Is Scared

Madonna may be getting serious with her boytoy Jesus Luz, 23. Rumor is he wants to marry to be taken seriously. That or he wants a big paycheck. Either works ... Read More »