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Madonna Denied Adoption

On Friday, a judge rejected Madonna’s request to adopt 3-year-old Mercy despite support from Malawi’s child welfare minister. Sources say Madonna was denied because of the residency rules that state ... Read More »

Madonna Is Above the Law

Madonna is still in the process of adopting 4-year-old Chifundo “Mercy” James from Malawi. While Mercy’s grandmother likens the adoption to “stealing” a baby and organizations have called the Human ... Read More »

The Money Is Gone

Back in February of last year, Madonna managed to raise an estimated $3.7 million for her Raising Malawi charity. An impressive amount which could help the impoverished country. Now, 14 ... Read More »

Things Missed

Bruno given a NC-17:  The MPAA gave Sacha Cohen’s upcoming Bruno an NC-17 due to an anal sex scene with a man on camera and another where Bruno goes hunting ... Read More »

Confirmed: Madonna to Abscond With Another Malawian

The Malawi Director of Child Welfare Services confirmed to Us that adoption proceedings are going full steam ahead. Madonna will be adopting 3-year-old Mercy James from Malawi. If you care ... Read More »

Madonna Will Make Her Way to Malawi This Weekend

Turns out Malawi doesn’t think Madonna is too whorey to adopt one of their orphans. The AP reports that Madonna is hitting up Malawi this weekend to find a baby ... Read More »

Madonna Is Too Whorey to Adopt a Baby

Malawi adoption officials say that Madonna’s relationship with 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz and her past rumored affair with Alex Rodriguez may jeapordize her second adoption. Her racy spread in ... Read More »

You Can’t Quit, You’re Fired

The always sane and level-headed Madonna fired her adopted son, David’s, nanny, an Australian named Angela, before she could quit. It was rumored Angela gave notice earlier this month angering ... Read More »

Madonna Ends It With Jesus

Madonna and Jesus Luz are done. She finally realized her gnarled body was too old for him after she heard about the romantic weekend he spent with a lingerie model. ... Read More »

Madonna Doesn’t Know What Jesus Is Up To

Madonna’s gonna beat a ho when she finds out her new boyfriend/model, Jesus Luz, has been out grinding with lingerie models behind her back. The Sun says Luciana Costa and ... Read More »

Madonna Is Doing It Right

50-year-olds dressing in arm socks, drugstore sunglasses, stockings, converses, a skirt and wearing a happy face ring is the new black. It’s like Madonna took everything alternative kids think is ... Read More »

Madonna Has Taken the Kids

Madonna has won temporary custody of her kids and will be allowed to take them out of Britain. Rocco, David and Lourdes are all expected to move to New York ... Read More »

Calling All Photoshop Experts, Madonna Needs Your Help

What I assume are outtakes of Madonna’s Hard Candy album photo shoot for W were leaked today. As you can see, they are terrifying. Ugh, she looks so old. Her wrinkly ... Read More »

Madonna Has a New Piece

The sinewy monster that calls herself Madonna may have found a new soul to eat. One that’s even younger than A-Rod. Page Six reports that the gap toothed siren is ... Read More »

Madonna’s Rep Is Lying Again

On Monday, in a statement released to the AP, Madonna spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg claimed Guy Ritchie made off with $76-$92 million in their divorce settlement despite earlier claims that he ... Read More »

Guy Ritchie Made Out

Marking an end to their marriage, Madonna has paid Guy Ritchie up to $92 million in their divorce settlement. The judge had to pry the check from the Cryptkeeper’s cold, ... Read More »

Bwahahhaha

Madonna is annoying, idiotic, veiny and about as edgy as a marble. Which is why it gives me such great pleasure to see her fall on her ass (35 second ... Read More »

A-Rod Says Madonna Is Just a Friend

Alex Rodriguez talked to PEOPLE and denied all rumors that he and Madonna are together. He claimed they are just friends. Pressed for more details, A-Rod reiterated the just friends ... Read More »

Aw, Poor Madonna

Listening to Madonna talk about anything is infuriating. Every time she opens her mouth you just want to grab her by the neck and shake her around like an infant ... Read More »

Madonna Is Pissed

When Madonna and Guy Ritchie married, she dragged him into her wacky Kabbalah religion. Guy didn’t care for it but indulged Madonna to make her happy. Madonna is with A-Rod ... Read More »