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Bruno given a NC-17:  The MPAA gave Sacha Cohen’s upcoming Bruno an NC-17 due to an anal sex scene with a man on camera and another where Bruno goes hunting ... Read More »

Confirmed: Madonna to abscond with another Malawian

The Malawi Director of Child Welfare Services confirmed to Us that adoption proceedings are going full steam ahead. Madonna will be adopting 3-year-old Mercy James from Malawi. If you care ... Read More »

Madonna will make her way to Malawi this weekend

Turns out Malawi doesn’t think Madonna is too whorey to adopt one of their orphans. The AP reports that Madonna is hitting up Malawi this weekend to find a baby ... Read More »

Madonna is too whorey to adopt a baby

Malawi adoption officials say that Madonna’s relationship with 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz and her past rumored affair with Alex Rodriguez may jeapordize her second adoption. Her racy spread in ... Read More »

You can’t quit, you’re fired

The always sane and level-headed Madonna fired her adopted son, David’s, nanny, an Australian named Angela, before she could quit. It was rumored Angela gave notice earlier this month angering ... Read More »

Madonna ends it with Jesus

Madonna and Jesus Luz are done. She finally realized her gnarled body was too old for him after she heard about the romantic weekend he spent with a lingerie model. ... Read More »

Madonna doesn’t know what Jesus is up to

Madonna’s gonna beat a ho when she finds out her new boyfriend/model, Jesus Luz, has been out grinding with lingerie models behind her back. The Sun says Luciana Costa and ... Read More »

Madonna is doing it right

50-year-olds dressing in arm socks, drugstore sunglasses, stockings, converses, a skirt and wearing a happy face ring is the new black. It’s like Madonna took everything alternative kids think is ... Read More »