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Madonna loves massages, facials and free-weights

August 27th, 20081 comment

PEOPLE lends some insight as to what goes on in Madonna’s dressing room on her Sticky and Sweet tour before she heads out on stage.
Backstage, the atmosphere is peaceful and family-oriented, with a kids play room next to the singer’s dressing room. On her opening night in Cardiff, Wales, “She had a massage and a …

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Madonna started her tour

August 25th, 20084 comments

Madonna officially kicked off her Sticky & Sweet tour in Cardiff last night. She did a bunch of stuff, all of which were gross. She looks like a character from one of Tim Burton’s movies. I take it back. Even Tim Burton would be a little freaked out while watching this. At some point during …

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Madonna turned 50

August 18th, 20081 comment

Madonna and 90 of her closest friends celebrated her 50th birthday over the weekend. Much to her disappointment, 40 of those friends were her backup dancers and the rest were no one of note. Guy got up and, most likely as a result of a lot of alcohol, said, “She looks better now than she …

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Madonna is really 36

August 15th, 2008Respond

If you were going to get Madonna a card congratulating her on her 50th birthday tomorrow, I suggest you go ahead and do it. It would really piss her off. The Mirror says She-Hulk has banned any mention of the number 50 at her party, instead, insisting everyone say she’s 36. Why 36? Because members …

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Madonna’s brother has a blog

August 8th, 2008Respond

A blog supposedly written by Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, has appeared on Blogspot. According to the writer, the blog exists to tell the stories about Madonna that weren’t allowed in his book because of legal reasons. If this sounds far-fetched to you, that’s because it’s 100% fake.
One entry posted on the site tells about the …

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Madonna looks different

July 28th, 2008Respond

If you’ve ever visited the hell hole that is MySpace, you’ll know that 90% of the girls on there pose for pictures like they’re sucking on a lemon. It looks like Madonna took it a little too far. One more below.

[Images via Splash News, NYDN]

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A Madonna sex tape? No thank you

July 21st, 20081 comment

The Daily Star today reports today that an unidentified man has been shopping around a purported sex tape of Madonna and A-Rod. The camerman allegedly set up a hidden camera in an apartment used by the couple for their secret rendezvous to film their carnal acts. He’s asking for $2M.
The video man – who is …

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It will be the most controversial thing ever

July 10th, 20081 comment

Britney Spears is planning to join Madonna on her Sticky & Sweet tour where they will perform a mash-up of Madonna’s The Beat Goes On and Britney’s Pieces of Me. The Sun describes the performance as XX-rated, even though it’s not.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from …

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