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'madonna' Posts

No one wants to be on your street anyway

During Madonna’s performance in New York yesterday, she told Sarah Palin to get off her street (similar to how she banned her from her party). She also threatened to kick ... Read More »

Sarah Palin got PWNED

Madonna kicked off the US leg of her “Sticky and Sweet” tour at the Meadownlands Saturday night and in between sets, she really stuck it to VP hopeful Sarah Palin. ... Read More »

Madonna and A-Rod went out to dinner

Madonna has long been rumored to have had an affair with A-Rod which resulted in his failed marriage, but both camps continue to adamantly deny this. In spite of this, ... Read More »

Suck it, Madonna

Madonna performed in Lisbon on the 14th and did her best impression of Baloo from The Jungle Book. Alright, it’s obvious what she was really doing, but I don’t really ... Read More »

Gerard’s professionalism is appreciated

Out promoting his new film, RocknRolla, Gerard Butler talks about the time he had a love scene with Thandie Newton and despite having a “bad throat infection,” he did it ... Read More »

Madonna loves massages, facials and free-weights

PEOPLE lends some insight as to what goes on in Madonna’s dressing room on her Sticky and Sweet tour before she heads out on stage. Backstage, the atmosphere is peaceful and ... Read More »

Madonna started her tour

Madonna officially kicked off her Sticky & Sweet tour in Cardiff last night. She did a bunch of stuff, all of which were gross. She looks like a character from ... Read More »

Madonna turned 50

Madonna and 90 of her closest friends celebrated her 50th birthday over the weekend. Much to her disappointment, 40 of those friends were her backup dancers and the rest were ... Read More »

Madonna is really 36

If you were going to get Madonna a card congratulating her on her 50th birthday tomorrow, I suggest you go ahead and do it. It would really piss her off. ... Read More »

Madonna’s brother has a blog

A blog supposedly written by Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, has appeared on Blogspot. According to the writer, the blog exists to tell the stories about Madonna that weren’t allowed in ... Read More »

Madonna looks different

If you’ve ever visited the hell hole that is MySpace, you’ll know that 90% of the girls on there pose for pictures like they’re sucking on a lemon. It looks ... Read More »

A Madonna sex tape? No thank you

The Daily Star today reports today that an unidentified man has been shopping around a purported sex tape of Madonna and A-Rod. The camerman allegedly set up a hidden camera ... Read More »

It will be the most controversial thing ever

Britney Spears is planning to join Madonna on her Sticky & Sweet tour where they will perform a mash-up of Madonna’s The Beat Goes On and Britney’s Pieces of Me. ... Read More »

Madonna and A-Rod are doing it

Guy Ritchie’s mother, Lady Amber Leighton, adamantly denies that Madonna and Guy are getting divorced. She calls the rumors “absolute rubbish” and goes on to say, “Guy will be furious at ... Read More »

Like brother and sister

The Mirror claims Madonna and Guy Ritchie are most likely headed for divorce. The two have allegedly grown apart and have been rarely seen together. An announcement is expected to ... Read More »

Madonna might divorce

Sources tell Holy Moly that Madonna has hired high powered divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, the same person that represented Paul McCartney in his divorce with Heather Mills. Unfortunately for ... Read More »

Madonna is edgy

Madonna was at the premiere of Che at Cannes and wore a see-through shirt because she’s a pioneer of controversy. She’s a rebel. A nonconformist. American society says fifty year ... Read More »

Madonna kissed… another woman! Gasp!

Madonna, 50, performed in Paris last night and did something very untoward. With a champagne bottle in one hand, she grabbed one of her backup dancers with her other hand ... Read More »

When Madonnas attack

Justin Timberlake and Madonna were performing in concert when Madonna pinned Justin to the wall and in eerily similar fashion to one of my recurring nightmares, vigorously molested him with ... Read More »

They were nothing before Robb Parr

Former personal trainer to the stars and unnecessary consonant enthusiast, Robb Parr, has a new book coming out titled “Star Quality.” In it, he tells of how celebrities like Demi ... Read More »