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Malin Akerman Was in Miami

The Blemish — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:38:56 +0000

Currently in town shooting Rock of Ages, Malin Akerman enjoyed a walk on the beach in Miami on July 4th. Alone. Fame says she later went to the pool with friends.

Oh good because if they didn’t include the last part, these photos would have reminded me of my weekend and been way too depressing.

Lindsay Lohan replaced by Malin Akerman

The Blemish — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:34:50 +0000

The role that was supposed to bring Lindsay Lohan back into the spotlight is now just a dream. Lindsay is no longer part of the cast if the Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno.

Director Matthew Wilder has been trying time and time again to accommodate Lindsay to keep her on. However, over the weekend Matthew said, “We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard…We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support…Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her, and some other issues, have made it impossible for us to go forward.”

Lindsay has since been replaced by Malin Akerman. The announcement was made a day after news Lindsay’s departure which must have felt great. It’s like when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you see her with a new guy the next day.

If there’s a lesson that can be taken away from this it’s that celebrities are replaceable. So, Kim Kardashian needs to agree to star in my erotic adventure before it’s too late. Hurry!

Malin Akerman is a good model

The Blemish — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 19:18:30 +0000

Malin Akerman looks so damn hot in the October 2010 issue of Details magazine. Not only that, you can see some nipple and ass. This might be the least gay issue of Details yet!

Malin Akerman flashed herself

The Blemish — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:16:08 +0000

Malin Akerman attended the premiere of Couples Retreat in Sweden yesterday and something amazing happened. I don’t want to give it away, but it involved her spreading her legs and me putting my hand to my forehead and fainting from all the excitement.

Malin Akerman doesn’t want you to see

The Blemish — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:52:41 +0000

Malin Akerman, who plays Laurie Jupiter in the might be awesome, might suck Watchmen movie coming out Friday, attended the after party for the film and she really screwed things up by putting her hand between her thighs when she got out of the car. It’s like she doesn’t want people to look up her skirt. You’re doing it wrong, Akerman.

The Scream Awards were on

The Blemish — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:46:18 +0000

Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that through all these pictures, I’ve only seen two guys, Anthony Hopkins and that guy from American Pie. Sure, I could have dug a little deeper and maybe checked around a few sites to see what it was actually all about, but that would have taken time away from me making out with this 8×11 black and white printout of Kate Beckinsale. A lot more photos after the jump.