Ryan Adams was seen groping Mandy Moore’s boobs in a comic book store the other day. In other news, fuck you Ryan Adams, that was my fantasy.

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After leaving her husband, Mandy Moore’s mom, Stacy, started dating a woman and has now moved in with her. Entertainment Wise writes,
The other woman in question is tennis professional Claudette Laliberte. The publication also alleges that the ladies have set up a home together.
When asked about her same sex relationship with Laliberte, Stacy told …

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I was going to put Mandy Moore is cleavage-y, but she isn’t. She just has a low cut dress and she’s clutching an old dude under her armpit. Which is sexy. Because armpits are sexy. Other things that are sexy: Old horny gray-haired men, necklaces, smiles and ice cream. These pictures have all but one …

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Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry were spotted out on an apparent date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills.
“He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really …

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Mandy Moore showed up at the premiere of Dedication looking like a real vampire. Because vampires can’t see themselves in mirrors and obviously Mandy Moore couldn’t see herself in one either. If she could, she would have given her sadistic friend a beating for letting her go out like this. This doesn’t even look like …

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Seduction 101. Brought to you by Andy Roddick and Mandy Moore. Andy Roddick, I salute you and your wandering hand. Really old (a year or so), but it’s a Friday. Yay!

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Mandy Moore went to Mexico in her bikini and boy was she sexy. Almost as sexy as Britney Spears. They say there’s this pressure in Hollywood to be thin. Apparently, Mandy Moore isn’t feeling it. I mean, if you really wanted to have sex with her, you’d only have to leave a trail of M&M’s …

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It’s Friday so here’s Mandy Moore doing a shoot for Carter. Her hobbies include touching herself in naughty places and eating pizza. Holy crap, me too. Maybe we can hang out sometime. By “hang out”, I mean, step on my balls with six inch heels. Or catch a movie or, you know, whatever. I’m not …

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