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Mandy Moore does Carter

June 15th, 2007Respond

It’s Friday so here’s Mandy Moore doing a shoot for Carter. Her hobbies include touching herself in naughty places and eating pizza. Holy crap, me too. Maybe we can hang out sometime. By “hang out”, I mean, step on my balls with six inch heels. Or catch a movie or, you know, whatever. I’m not …

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Mandy Moore is realistic

April 10th, 20073 comments

Elle Magazine interviewed Mandy Moore for their May issue and surprisingly, the singer/actress isn’t oblivious at all. When asked if she’s a better singer or actress, Mandy replies,
“I’m mediocre at both. I’m not trying to come across as self-deprecating. I’m just being honest.”
On her image as a teen pop star:
“I’m sure I was viewed as …

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In other news

February 7th, 2007Respond

That’s Mandy Moore by the way.

Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood]
Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba]
Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy]
Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly]
Mandy Moore lost it after Wilmer. [CityRag]
Fergie likes wearing men’s underpants. [Yeeeah!]
Ellen does W. [Celebrity Smack]
House is awesome. Everyone agrees. [Evil Beet]
Bud Bundy files for divorce. B-Rad! [Glitterati]
Joaquin Phoenix …

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In other news

January 31st, 2007Respond

Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose …

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Mandy Moore is dating DJ A.M.

January 10th, 2007Respond

Mandy Moore and DJ A.M. are in the early stages of dating according to People.
“It’s really new. They’re in the beginning stages of getting to know each other,” says the source. “They’re very into each other. It’s very sweet.”
Wilmer Valderrama, Zach Braff and now DJ A.M. What do these men have that I don’t? I …

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In other news

December 12th, 2006Respond

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more awesome than they really are and wants to get paid. [Glitterati]
Mel Gibson is bat shit insane. [Pajiba]
Mandy Moore forgives Wilmer Valderrama for telling everyone she’s …

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Mandy Moore knows fashion

September 26th, 20061 comment

Yet another young starlet has shown up wearing fug clothes. This time it’s Mandy Moore in a cow outfit which makes her look 30lbs heavier than she should be. The only thing missing are teats for me to suckle on. I’m not a perv. I just like to suckle on cow teats. Don’t judge me.

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Link mania

August 4th, 2006Respond

Each day I’m finding more of a reason to visit Madame Tussauds. Now that Jenna Jameson got waxed, I am almost prepared to break open my swear jar. [IDLYITW]
Ashlee Simpson is not one to let her sister one-up her in the slutty department. She shows everyone she’s not afraid to spread her legs. [Egotastic]
Victoria Beckham …

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