In October 2006, 200 nude photos of Marcia Cross were said to have been found by one David Hans Schmidt in her trash. Allegedly, they were taken by her husband and mistakenly thrown away. David attempted to sell them to the highest bidder and thankfully, that was the last anyone heard of it… until now. Four pictures from the collection were leaked today (check them out here NSFW) and umm, yea. I guess if you like looking at a middle-aged redheaded mother of two showering naked in her yard, then you’re in luck. For the rest of you, close your eyes because it may sting a little. I’ve increased the “ick” factor by using a picture of Marcia lovingly hugging one of her twins as the banner. You can thank me later.

• Celeb-reality got you down? [CityRag]
• Melinda Clarke. Better known as the red-head from The OC. [Bastardly]
• American Idol sucks this year. [SOW]
• Angelina Jolie and Zahara at Mardi Gras. [HB]
• Pete Wentz thinks Ashlee Simpson is a train wreck. [Celebitchy]

• Anna Nicole meets Oz. [Evil Beet]
• Marcia Cross welcomes twins. [Celebrity Smack]
• J. Lo scheduled to perform on American Idol. [Glitterati]
• Oscar invades Hollywood Blvd. [Popbytes]
• The human skateboard. [CH]

Here’s a little sumptin’ sumptin’ for you American Idol lovers. It’s Sammy Stephens. Flea market. Oh yea! If you haven’t seen the original, watch it here.

Gwen Stefani is a follower. She only got pregnant because other people were doing it too.

Marcia Cross will populate the earth with two more redheads. Hopefully not everything isn’t determined by genes.

Celebrities dress like Jon Travolta because he’s not weird or anything.

Victoria Beckham wanted photogs to sign some sort of agreement. They protested and called her dress ugly. Frowny face.

Fergie sleeps for only 1 hour a day. I thought she was off the meth. I find comfort in the fact that she still looks like a tranny.

Stacy Keibler has come a long way. Well, not really.

Lindsay Lohan tries to look intelligent at the Lakers game.

Penelope Cruz’s Volver might have some good in it.

Update: Pictures have been leaked. Go here for Marcia Cross nude.

David Hans Schmidt has 200 nude photos of Marcia Cross on his hands. The Desperate Housewives star is now demanding the return of the photos, some of which include pictures of her showering outside.

Schmidt represents the firm that was hired to remove trash from Cross’ home. The firm that subsequently found the pictures when they got to the dump. Schmidt says:

“I’m not looking to mortify Ms. Cross, I just want the most money for my client.”

Very touching. Maybe he can do everyone a favor and just burn them. Burn them, pour holy water on them, shoot them with silver bullets and surround them with garlic. He’s already caused a good amount of grief by telling us the carpets match the drapes. I would very much like that to be the end of the Marcia Cross nude discussion. One guy is already in the hospital after his skin sloughed off from touching these unholy things. How many more need to suffer? Won’t someone please think of the children?

The big news on Friday was that Aaron Spelling died. The man responsible for giving people a glimpse to what it would look like if you were a 30 yr old trying to pass as a high schooler and for inducing premature puberty in boys with Charlie’s Angels, but inhibiting them again with 7th Heaven.

• Wonder Woman may be played by Priyanka Chopra. My vote is still for Charisma Carpenter.
• The Clerks II trailer is out.
• Nicole Kidman has officially dominated Keith Urban.
• Trying to steal some of Kidman’s thunder, Marcia Cross also got married.
• Click is #1 at the box-office, but Waist Deep almost makes just as much as Click per theatre.