According to the National Enquirer via MNSBC, the recently wed Nick Cannon has been having the time of his life with his newfound wealth courtesy of Mariah Carey. Most recently, Nick was seen test-driving a $120,000 Maserati Quattroporte. A vehicle he may add to his armada. Nick currently owns a Rolls-Royce Phantom and a Cadillac …

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Last week there was confusion over whether or not Mariah Carey actually married Nick Cannon in a private wedding in the Bahamas. Well, according to PEOPLE, they did. Just in case you don’t believe them., they even plaster Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s “secret wedding” photos in their next issue.
“We really do feel we are …

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Linda Cannon, a family member of Nick Cannon, confirmed the rumors that Nick and Mariah Carey married. She wouldn’t give details as to where it happened though. Probably because she’s a sly dog.
“Yes, we know,” she says. “He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what …

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Access Hollywood reported earlier that Mariah Carey. 38, and Nick Cannon, 27, were engaged after dating for only a few months. Now Latina.com reports Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have just married in a small ceremony on an island. Among the guests was Da Brat. My god, I’m shocked. Just. Shocked. Da Brat is still …

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Mariah Carey performed on Good Morning America this morning as part of their Summer Concert Series and things went horribly wrong. During her rendition of “Touch My Body”, her backup track started too early. Mariah tried to ad lib and catch up until they fixed it. But, wait. The hijinks didn’t end there. In the …

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By some miracle of fate, the photographer taking these managed to not get one money shot. Possibly because it was a photo shoot. Regardless, I expect stealthy Mission Impossible type stunts from these guys. They’re the ones that managed to hide under a car and catch Britney without panties. They should at least be able …

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Mariah Carey wandered around the Caribbean topless and covering up with only a magazine. Yesterday, I wandered around my room naked with the blinds open with nothing covering me up. I win! By the way, anybody hear those screams yesterday? Whoever was doing it sounded in distress. I was about to call the cops, but …

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Mariah Carey wants a Stephen Hawking type voice machine so she can talk like a robot to people (Stephen Hawking has used a synthesizer ever since he was diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis). Currently, the singer has to communicate through writing when resting her voice before a concert. The voice box type thing would make …

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