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You better not watch Mariah Carey pee

September 28th, 20073 comments

If you think your sly plan of hiding in the lady’s room to watch Mariah Carey pee will work, then you’re in for a rude awakening. After imbibing a fair amount of drink at VH1’s Music Cares event, the singer invaded the bathroom with two bodyguards.
Two women already there say her security tried to evict …

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Mariah Carey needs a longer dress

March 31st, 20074 comments

Looking up Mariah Carey’s skirt isn’t on my list of things to do before I die. You know what is though? Cupping Jessica Biel’s butt. You guys are so lucky. I usually save those thoughts for my diary, but I can’t find my Hello Kitty pen.

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In other news

January 9th, 2007Respond

My mail server is completely broken so no mail after Jan. 3 was received. That’s the bad news. The good news is I’m still sexy. Phew, that’s a relief.

Brad Pitt might be old and washed up, but he’s still rich and wanted by half of America. [Celebitchy]
Hilary Swank got a star on Hollywood’s Walk of …

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Mariah Carey chats up teenagers

January 8th, 2007Respond

This video is making the rounds everywhere. Someone videotaped Mariah Carey chatting up a couple of teenage boys in Aspen. She’s drunk and pretty much just stands there talking about nothing for eight and a half minutes. Honestly though, this could have been home made porn and I wouldn’t know it because I couldn’t even …

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In other news

December 15th, 2006Respond

This site has been getting a little slow and going down a lot this week. Hopefully that won’t be happening anymore as I get ready to move to a dedicated server. This means I’ll probably be living in the library surviving on pigeons which is why I’m bummed Delcious Days doesn’t talk about how to …

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In other news

December 12th, 2006Respond

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more awesome than they really are and wants to get paid. [Glitterati]
Mel Gibson is bat shit insane. [Pajiba]
Mandy Moore forgives Wilmer Valderrama for telling everyone she’s …

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Halloween 2006, The Aftermath

November 1st, 2006Respond

What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely individual.
Alyssa Milano dressed as Tinker Bell or a fairy. I don’t really know because I’m not actually staring at the costume.

Heidi Klum took Halloween to …

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No one likes Mariah Carey

October 26th, 20062 comments

Mariah Carey’s Saturday concert in Hong Kong has been canceled due to poor ticket sales and the performer’s unreasonable demands. Promoters say they ran a substantial advertising campaign, but only managed to sell 4,000 tickets. They declined to comment on what these unreasonable demands were so it’s up to me to play the guessing game.
We …

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