Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon all partied together on NYE. As they should have since they’re all desperate attention whores. Here they are at said celebration. As you ...
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Nick Cannon may have sunk his pubescent claws even deeper into Mariah Carey. Page Six reports today that she was seen in LA coming out of an ob/gyn’s office “clutching ...
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Because she is pure and virginal, Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait two months until after they were married to have sex. Seeing as how Mariah has a gajillion dollars, ...
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hosted a Halloween costume party yesterday where she had not one, but two costumes. Her first was a slutty cookie adorned with edible cookies. Nick ...
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According to the National Enquirer via MNSBC, the recently wed Nick Cannon has been having the time of his life with his newfound wealth courtesy of Mariah Carey. Most recently, ...
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Last week there was confusion over whether or not Mariah Carey actually married Nick Cannon in a private wedding in the Bahamas. Well, according to PEOPLE, they did. Just in ...
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Linda Cannon, a family member of Nick Cannon, confirmed the rumors that Nick and Mariah Carey married. She wouldn’t give details as to where it happened though. Probably because she’s ...
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Access Hollywood reported earlier that Mariah Carey. 38, and Nick Cannon, 27, were engaged after dating for only a few months. Now Latina.com reports Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have ...
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Mariah Carey performed on Good Morning America this morning as part of their Summer Concert Series and things went horribly wrong. During her rendition of “Touch My Body”, her backup ...
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By some miracle of fate, the photographer taking these managed to not get one money shot. Possibly because it was a photo shoot. Regardless, I expect stealthy Mission Impossible type ...
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Mariah Carey wandered around the Caribbean topless and covering up with only a magazine. Yesterday, I wandered around my room naked with the blinds open with nothing covering me up. ...
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Mariah Carey wants a Stephen Hawking type voice machine so she can talk like a robot to people (Stephen Hawking has used a synthesizer ever since he was diagnosed with ...
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If you think your sly plan of hiding in the lady’s room to watch Mariah Carey pee will work, then you’re in for a rude awakening. After imbibing a fair ...
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Mariah Carey has finished filming Tennessee, a follow up to the smash hit Glitter. Ruminations from the set describe her performance as “really, really good.” An obviously half-retarded worker says,
“It ...
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Looking up Mariah Carey’s skirt isn’t on my list of things to do before I die. You know what is though? Cupping Jessica Biel’s butt. You guys are so lucky. ...
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My mail server is completely broken so no mail after Jan. 3 was received. That’s the bad news. The good news is I’m still sexy. Phew, that’s a relief.
Brad Pitt ...
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This video is making the rounds everywhere. Someone videotaped Mariah Carey chatting up a couple of teenage boys in Aspen. She’s drunk and pretty much just stands there talking about ...
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This site has been getting a little slow and going down a lot this week. Hopefully that won’t be happening anymore as I get ready to move to a dedicated ...
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Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more ...
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What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely ...
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