Let me preface this by saying I don’t know anything about fashion. I know more about quantum physics than I do women’s clothing. But, was anyone reminded of Tarsem Singh’s The Cell last night when they saw Marisa Tomei in her crazy dress? Put two horns on her and Jennifer Lopez cowering in fear and you’d probably think you were back in that acid trip of a movie. Comparison video down below. Fast forward to somewhere in the middle. I guess her dress wasn’t as flowy, but whatever.

Despite being 44, Marisa Tomei still has a tight body. That’s why when she plays a stripper and gets naked in The Wrestler, I’m not throwing up in my mouth. If this was any other 40-year-old, I’d curl up in the fetal position and curse god for the power of sight. But, no. This is a pleasant surprise. Just like when you order six piece chicken mcnuggets and discover they gave you seven pieces. Pics NSFW.

Darren Aronofsky’s new film, The Wrestler, stars Mickey Rourke as a retired pro wrestler pummeling his way through independent shows for one last shot at his rival. Marisa Tomei also stars. As a stripper. Not sure what that has to do with wrestling. Maybe wrestlers, like normal people, enjoy unwinding at the local strip joint after a hard day of fake fighting/body hugging similarly half-naked, oily spandex fetishists. I suppose it makes their profession seem less homoerotic.