The Blemish » mark burnett http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 God, no http://theblemish.com/2009/03/god-no/ http://theblemish.com/2009/03/god-no/#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:23:41 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=32556

Audrina Patridge may be leaving The Hills after its fifth season but fear not, her big tits have opened up new doors. Audrina has signed up with Mark Burnett for her own Hills reality show which will follow her personal and professional life. Oh happy day. I’ll be surprised if the camera films anything above her ...]]>

Audrina Patridge @ premiere

may be leaving The Hills after its fifth season but fear not, her big tits have opened up new doors. Audrina has signed up with Mark Burnett for her own Hills reality show which will follow her personal and professional life. Oh happy day.

I’ll be surprised if the camera films anything above her chest. The startling reveal at the end of the first season will probably be that Audrina has a face.

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