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Mark Wahlberg Needs Pants

Mark Wahlberg thought he was still an underwear model when he stepped out in a speedo on the balcony of his Miami Hotel. Hey, put some pants on, you weirdo. Read More »

The Rock and Marky Mark are Filming

Here’s Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Mark Wahlberg on the set of Pain and Gain. Notice the difference in the photos. Taken from far away, The Rock looks built and ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg Getting Beefy

Mark Wahlberg was caught on set of his new movie Pain and Gain with Tony Shalhoub showing off his biceps. Mark plays Tony’s personal trainer who gives valuable advice such as ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg Is a Show Off

Oh, look at me, I’m Mark Wahlberg. I can do sit-ups off a wall suspended from the rooftop of a gym. *Scoffs* *Takes bite out of 5th donut* Read More »

Mark Wahlberg Hangs Out Shirtless on Balcony

Me: Hey, Marky Mark, what are you doing? Mark Wahlberg: Oh, nothing. Just hanging out on my balcony, shirtless, pretending to fix my sweet necklace so I can show off whatever ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg Blames It All on Men’s Journal

You can’t blame Mark Wahlberg for anything Mark Wahlberg said. Mark Wahlberg takes no responsibility for Mark Wahlberg. Sure, Mark Wahlberg implied victims of 9/11 were pussies for not disarming ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg Apologizes for Being a 9/11 Hero

Internet tough guy Mark Wahlberg told Men’s Journal that if he had been on board that 9/11 flight, he wouldn’t have been a pussy like those other passengers and would ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg Would Have Single-Handedly Stopped 9/11

Speaking with Men’s Journal, Mark Wahlberg says if he was on the flight that crashed into the World Trade Center, it would have safely landed on a cloud of marshmallows. Because ... Read More »

Marky Mark Confirms More Bro-ing in the Future

In an interview with GQ, Mark Wahlberg confirms you will definitely get to see at least 90 more minutes of fake famous people hugging it out. Dreams do come true. GQ: ... Read More »

Marky Mark doesn’t want to talk about his underwear

Drew Barrymore ran into Marky Mark one day and decided to tell him that her character in Going the Distance fawns over how hot he was when he was an ... Read More »

Marky Mark is struggling

It seems like Mark Wahlberg has been filming The Fighter for almost a year already. Last June he was bloody and fit. Now I guess he’s filming scenes for when ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg was gasping for air

Mark Wahlberg was rushed to a hospital Friday morning after breathing in too much smoke while filming The Fighter on Thursday night. A smoke machine being used for atmosphere was ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg is married

You know that Mark Wahlberg dude? The one who’s idea of acting is to play himself in every single role? He’s married now. To long time girlfriend and model Rhea ... Read More »

This is Mark Wahlberg acting

Mark Wahlberg has one style of acting. He’s like the Will Ferrell of dramas. If you listen to his angry voice and happy voice, they’re basically the same thing with ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg has a sense of humor?

Last week, Mark Wahlberg went off on SNL after Andy Samberg did an imitation of him talking to animals. Mark then went off on Andy when he was a guest ... Read More »

Mark Wahlberg wants to hurt Andy Samberg

Mark Wahlberg was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel last night during which Jimmy played the SNL skit of Andy Samberg impersonating Wahlberg while talking to animals. Wahlberg obviously has no ... Read More »

Mark Whalberg is not amused

Andy Samberg played Mark Wahlberg last week in a SNL sketch titled Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals. Marky Mark wasn’t laughing and got all passive aggressive to the New York ... Read More »

“Entourage” doesn’t care about black people

Entourage, produced by Mark Wahlberg and based loosely on his life, has drawn the ire of a former African American bodyguard who used to work for him. Leonard Taylor very ... Read More »