Jennifer Aniston has spent an estimated $56,000 a week to have her hair stylist, Chris McMillan, accompany her on her Marley & Me tour. Chris’ job is an important one. Every day he has to quickly blow dry her hair and squirt it with hairspray. This costs $2,000 per day.

McMillan accompanied the 40-year-old on a first-class flight from Los Angeles to London at an estimated cost of over $20,000 each before being treated to a seven-day all expenses paid stay in several top hotels for around $14,000 and a second flight to Paris costing $5,600.

In addition, his daily fee is said to cost another $2,000 per day, pushing up his paycheck up by another $14,000.

$56,000 may seem like a lot, but keep in mind, celebrities have no concept of money and are incapable of doing anything themselves. If you told Aniston to style herself, she’d probably come to the Marley & Me premiere with a lollipop stuck to her hair and a chopstick jutting out from the right side of her head.

While Angelina Jolie is being nominated for her fancy awards, Jennifer Aniston is promoting Marley & Me in Germany by eating dog biscuits. Point, Aniston.

Aniston and Owen Wilson showed up on Wetten Das on Saturday where they were asked to participate in “canine games” which included eating doggy treats. Aniston commented that they were “a little dry.” Also, that it left her with an empty feeling. Although, that could have been from the part of her that just died.